2004-02-25 - 12:53 a.m. The Adventures of Pik Uke (part 1) Some of you may remember this entry where I asked the question �Who do you think is my character� which was an interesting, though superficial question at the time. Well dear friends�it comes the time to answer that question with a Bang. You see it is part of a game that has slowly taken over much of my free time. The game is � gulp � Star Wars Galaxies. Yes I know. Star Wars doesn�t really bring �cool� to mind when you hear it though most of us did like it. Listen, I am not the guy who dresses up like Darth Vader in line, I have never owned a lightsaber, and I have never read a star wars book. I am not claiming to be cool or hip, but I acknowledge my dorkism the way that she wears Bog Sagat T-shirts or other such T-shirt wearables like these. So I embrace a dorkier side and I play the video game. But this is why, which hopefully you will see in a minute. This game is the equivalent of Final Fantasy, meets Doom, meets the Sims. Odd combination I know. This is what the game is. You create a fully customizable character who enters the starwars world. Not cool yet I know. He or She can look like almost anything including being alien and they have to get a job of some sort and live in a house etc. But the kicker is that everyone else in the game is a real person too, so this is basically a small version of real life, but in the star wars universe. The jobs can be as range from something simple as a cook, to an architect, to a weasponsmith, to a bounty hunter, to a commando, to a Jedi. It�s your choice! You only need money if you want things, but trust me you want things. You can create towns, join clubs, and interact with almost anyone. I don�t think I have fully made this cool yet, so maybe my pictures will help. You see, if you have read me for a while, you know that I am not the type of person who likes to mess with people. So let the chronicles of my Character begin. His name�is PIK UKE (pick oo-kay) Here is his image as God intended�he is a bright fellow, and by that I mean he dresses like a clown. *WARNING* I change his style so often�you may become confused or dizzy. It�s okay, but make sure to take deep breaths�my man is amazing. Kelsin is Kerbang. He�s a straight arrow�notice the black and red�the same color as his diary�the same color as a lot of thing Kerbang has� Like my pig tails�this guy didn�t. I was just trying to kick a Alien lizard man in the head, and this guy had to come along and point out that I am some sort of bright colored freak! Geez�at least I managed to kick that lizard guy in the head once he left. His split pea soup SUCKED! Anyway, after assaulting a man twice my size with a gun big enough to ride, I ran into the cantina. You see, I am pretty talent less and in the cantina there are musicians and dancers and general entertainers that are trying to make a few dollars from the tips of others. All I have is my ass shaking crawl which makes all the girls wonder�. Just where CAN we find a man as fine as Pik Uke. No where else in the universe ladies. No where else. Now this might actually be true if I were able to get some ladyz. You see the feminine gender tend to stay away from the whole �Star Wars� thing, and I can�t blame you. Yes lots of guys are into it, but that�s like going to a tech school. Yes there are guys but they NERDS! And frankly�it�s EXACTLY like going to a tech school�since at night this game is where all those guys are. The best part is how SERIOUS everyone take this game. They can almost never kid around. I mean they all talk about how cool Boba Fett is, and then they want to become the Jedi Knight of the realm and �restore balance to the force� I just want ladyz! You don�t even know how pist this guy was after I asked that. I think he said �If you want whores asshole, get offline, and download them.� I mean, that doesn�t even make any sense. He was probably an 11 year old boy though. I wonder if he asked his mom what a rim job was; since I offered it to him. Look at these names! Look at that man licking his chops like tean wolf! People think they are so great and badass. I mean I enjoy it too, but man, people were so happy when I left to get on the shuttle. They were like�you better be leaving you asshole! Hehehe. They want me to leave because I like sex�what can I say? I won't even pull the "last time you had sex it was with a WompRat card" We talked all about it.
Now he told me where to find Leia so I could �do� her, but come on now, check this out�this is like saggy breasted, man-jawed Prince Leia� poor thing looks more like Carrie Fisher today than she did BACK in the day.
I�d still sleep with her though�ya know�if she wasn�t my brother. So I hope you enjoyed the first look into the world de la Pik. It�s a big hot planet, and I promise you, next time I will get into my profession and how I am forced onto the street to make money. But until then�I will run off into the sunset, my hat tied up tight, and my heart all a flutter.
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