THE OFFICAL PATRIOTS SUPERBOWL DRINKING GAME
What you will need: Beer, a glass, and hard liquor where needed.
Definitions: Sip � A sip is defined as taking a small bit of beer and ingesting it.
Gulp � This is larger than a sip, meaning you must fill a greater percentage of your mouth with beer.
Finish your beer � A wildcard, since you could have a lot or a little left, but whatever you have finish and open your new beer.
Shotgun or Shot � In the rare circumstance where this is required you must drink an entire beer or do a shot as quickly as possible.
Waterfall � This is lead in a clockwise direction starting for the first person to stand up and declare waterfall. What occurs is the first person drinks until they decide to stop. The person next to them cannot stop until the first person has stopped, and so on�unless you run out of beer.
Crack open the beer and take a sip and let the Game begin.
1) Kickoffs:
A) If the Patriots return the kick for a touchdown finish your beer.
B) If the Patriots force a turnover take a gulp
C) If the Patriots force a turnover and score shotgun or do a shot.
2) First Quarter
A) When the Patriots get a first down -- take a sip.
B) If the Patriots make the Eagles Punt -- take a gulp.
C) If Donavan McNabb throws an Interception � Waterfall.
D) If a turnover is returned for a touchdown � Shotgun
E) If the Patriots turn the ball over � Finish your beer.
F) If the Patriots score a Touchdown � Finish your beer.
G) If the Patriots score a Field Goal � Take a gulp.
H) When Freddy Mitchell gets tackled �Take Gulp
I) Anytime they talk about T.O.�s injury � take a sip
J) Anytime Belichick is called a Genius � take a gulp
K) Anytime a clip is shown of the Pats beating the Colts or Steelers -- Sip
3) Second Quarter
A) When the Patriots get a first down -- take a sip.
B) If the Patriots make the Eagles Punt -- take a gulp.
C) If the Pats have a 4th down stand � Waterfall.
D) If a turnover is returned for a touchdown � Shotgun
E) If Adam Vinatieri hits a field goal to pull ahead � Finish your beer.
F) If the Patriots score a Touchdown � Finish your beer.
G) If the Patriots score a Field Goal � Take a gulp.
H) Every time a player flexes and screams � Take Sip.
I) Every time they throw it to a sideline reporter � Take a gulp
J) Anytime there is a mention of a Wardrobe malfunction � Take a Gulp
K) Every time T.O. catches the ball � take a sip
4)Third Quarter
A) When the Patriots get a first down -- take a sip.
B) If the Patriots make the Eagles Punt -- take a gulp.
C) If the Patriots score first � Waterfall.
D) If a turnover is returned for a touchdown � Shotgun
E) Anytime we achieve a first down via a trick play � Finish your beer.
F) If the Patriots score a Touchdown � Finish your beer.
G) If the Patriots score a Field Goal � Take a gulp.
H) Every time they show Belichick or Reid pacing on the sidelines� Take Sip.
I) If there is a coaches challenge -- Waterfall
J) If Troy Brown gets an interception � Shotgun
K) Every time Cory Dillon breaks a tackle � Take a sip.
L) When Tom Brady and Joe Montana are used in the same sentence -- Gulp
M) If the Pats get a sack � Waterfall
5) Fourth Quarter
A) When the Patriots get a first down -- take a sip.
B) If the Patriots make the Eagles Punt -- take a gulp.
C) If Tom Brady leads a drive for a score in the final 2:00 Minutes � SHOTGUN.
D) If a turnover is returned for a touchdown � Shotgun
E) If Adam Vinatieri hits a field goal to pull ahead � Finish your beer.
F) If the Patriots score a Touchdown � Finish your beer.
G) If the Patriots score a Field Goal � Take a gulp.
H) Every time a player flexes and screams � Take Sip.
I) Anytime they show Robert Kraft cheering � Take a gulp.
J) Anytime the Red Sox winning the World Series is talk about on TV � Gulp
K)Anytime Fox get a shot of McNabb looking like someone killed his mother � Gulp
L) If the Announcers start giving the game to the Pats before its over � Gulp
M) PATS WIN THE SUPERBOWL � FINSIH YOUR BEER AND SHOTGUN!!
6) Miscellaneous
A) Anytime Adam Vinatieri does anything else besides kick � finish your beer.
B) Anytime a Patriot makes you want to buy his jersey � gulp
C) Anytime the show Belichick wearing something �weird� � gulp
D) If Westbrook, Mitchell, TO, or McNabb get injured � waterfall
E) If a Patriot gets injured � sip
F) When Madden figures out 2 DB are named Gay and Earthwind Moreland � Gulp
G) Anytime the announces are wrong and Gump flips out � sip
H) Anytime Shelly makes fun of Gump flipping out � sip
I) If you are playing on the Computer during the superbowl -- shotgun
J) For a Big hit on the Eagles offense -- gulp
K) If the Eagles take the lead � gulp
L) If the Eagles are leading at halftime � finish your beer
M) If TO catches a TD pass NOT in garbage time � finish your beer
N) If the Eagles win � Play beer pong until you wake up in your own vomit
Optional � Usually the Commercials and Halftime are a good time for a break, but if you are a serious drinker, the games can continue.
TV Commercials.
A) Anytime you are drinking the beer in the commercial � sip
B) Anytime Sex is used to sell something � sip
C) Anytime a car commercial is bad � sip
D) Anytime a car commercial is good � gulp
E) Anytime you�ve seen this commercial � sip
F) Anytime they advertise the Simpson�s �with Tom Brady� is coming up � sip
G) When they advertise �24� as the best hour of television � gulp
H) Anytime you here �It�s the Cola� � sip
I) If a commercial is actually funny � gulp
J) If its not a beer commercial � double gulp
K) If they spoof the desperate housewife/TO shower thing � finish your beer.
L) The stupid Joe Torre/Steinbrenner Visa commercial � puke a little into your cup.
M) If Terry Francona is advertising Metamucil � shotgun
N) If you actual visit a website advertised during the superbowl � finish your beer.
O) If Mike Ditka talks about Erectile dysfunction � waterfall.
P) If there is a trailer for the Lion Witch and the Wardrobe � gulp
Q) If there is a movie trailer with Jessica Alba � gulp
R) If there is a movie trailer with Jude Law � sip
S) If a single ad has anything to do with the city of Jacksonville � finish your beer.
Halftime.
A) If you flip channels � gulp
B) If you instantly hate the performance no matter what it is � sip
C) If they talk about the delay thanks to the wardrobe malfunction � gulp
D) If there are way to many pyrotechnics � sip
E) If you would pay 2 dollars to start the second half � gulp
F) If you missed the wardrobe malfunction last year � finish your beer.
G) If they light an animal on fire � shotgun
H) If it involves someone parachuting � finish your beer
I) If its so lip-synced that Ashley Simpson could sing it � sip
J) If fans are allowed on the field � gulp
K) If you think Paul McCarty ROCKED � finish your beer.
L) If it was better when MTV did it -- gulp
Post Game.
A) If Tom Brady wins MVP � Gulp
B) If Robert Kraft mentions the words dynasty � Gulp
C) Every time a man is crying � sip
D) If Belichick smiles -- gulp
E) When someone thanks God or the fans - sip
