2004-12-20 - 4:08 p.m. My �What I don�t want for Christmas� Christmas List My �What I don�t want for Christmas� Christmas List this is an ill-fated list considering its inexhaustibility 2) A plastic Shopping bag. I mean come on. They are free at the supermarket. 3) Another blog. 7 is enough. 4) A comment from Kerbang. 6) Play Dough. I mean what the hell would I do with play dough. 7) A Catburger. That got me into enough trouble as it is. 8) I don�t really need any pipe cleaners. 9) A bird with one wing. 10) I really wouldn�t want a bird with three wings either. 11) I don�t want to die. 12) I really don�t want hemorrhoids for Christmas. I�m thinking Easter. 13) The Passion of the Christ. No thanks. If I wanted to see Jesus die, I'd build a time machine. 14) A webcam. 15) I don�t want Paris Hilton to host any sorta show. 16) I don�t want Randy Johnson to go to the Yankees. I mean, where is the fun in that? 17) Front teeth. I have front teeth. I don�t need anymore. 18) I don�t want THIS t-shirt � Which took me like 30 minutes to photoshop that stupid tree onto my shirt 19) To break my arm again. 20) I don�t want to go back to jail. or to jail in the first place 21) I don�t want to get trapped in a bear trap and then attacked by the bear I was trying to trap. 22) I would prefer it if my arms were not snakes. 23) I would not want to win a million dollars and then loose it, but have to pay the taxes. 24) I don�t want my stool samples made into a cereal. I would have to poop so much. Yik! 25) Yaks. I don�t want to deal with Yaks. 26) I don�t want to have to resort to trapping Yaks for money. 27) I was at a gas station, and it was so cold, (negative 15 I think) and I couldn�t be bothered to like�look at anything. Listen it was so cold, that street lights glass was freezing and the ice cause the light to reflect up, not down. So like I just kept pumping the gas. But it was so cold, that the automatic shutoff wasn�t working. So I just was pumping gas onto the ground, and someone actually came over to me, and told me, because I wasn�t moving. This is the same time when it was full service gas, and the full serve guy looked at us through his warm window, and mouthed �do it yourselves.� Anyway, I don�t want that to happen again. 30) And I wouldn�t want to be Santa. Fat, working on Christmas, and unless the Kwanza robot�s got time on his hands, Santa�s not getting any presents for Christmas. Well, Chris Rock has a theory that black people aren�t crazy. That�s a white person thing. I would submit, when black people go crazy, that�s the voice they get. Am I wrong? | |||||||||||
