Comments:

Kelly Kapowski - 2004-12-20 16:21:08
I'm a gynolcoligisyltlal assistant... IN BED
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Andy - 2004-12-20 16:21:41
You could use some socks. Right?!?! Eveyone could use a good pair of socks. (Oh. man I hope I saved the reciept).
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betty - 2004-12-20 16:26:40
I mean do you really have to even be the assistant to lose the magic?? Just being a gynecologist alone would kill any "surprise" a woman might hold.
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Gumphood - 2004-12-20 16:36:58
Surprise, I have crabs.
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Procrasto - 2004-12-20 16:38:00
It's LOSE!!!! Not Loose!! Why?! WHY!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME??? I actually asked for snake-arms this year. I think it cold be kind of fun. But non-venomous ones. Only constrictors. Who were trained not to constrict me.
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jes - 2004-12-20 16:46:29
beggers can't be choosers, gump.
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vomiting cod - 2004-12-20 16:54:39
i yearn for your half life soul
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Kat - 2004-12-20 16:57:59
The Yanks would just lurve to have Randy Johnson though. Or my Yankee dream - to have Curt Schilling come on down. A girl can dream. Oh, BTW, HI. I'm not dead. Just drowning in Corp. Finance. I hope to remember where my diary is sometime after December 23rd.
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laural - 2004-12-20 17:26:42
jesus christ, gump. heheh. just shut up ok? that voice thing is not something we talk about...hehe. happy cold season to you. hope you get some nice things. L
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cloudy - 2004-12-20 17:51:17
Damn, I guess I will have to return that one-winged bird I got you.
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sharon - 2004-12-20 18:02:34
good, nothing that i got you is on that list [and don't get me anything, this gift is so bad, you're going to return it] love, sharon
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Sarah - 2004-12-20 18:23:36
I don't want Randy Johnson to go to the Yankees either. Mostly for Christmas I want them to get A-Rod the hell off of the team. But I wouldn't mind a pony. I'll take it off your hands if you should get one. :)
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xquzme - 2004-12-20 18:29:50
Gump, sweetums. Please tell me how you get your comments page to fade in like that... cuz it makes me all tingly and stuff. You know. In fun places where we like to get tingly. And do you *really* have crabs? Oh dear. I guess we're off for this weekend.
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kelly - 2004-12-20 19:05:26
You really would fit in at the bar. We watched 60 minutes last night and the one guy said why the hell does he sound like Mike tyson? I liked how he was so stoned that he had dry mouth the whole interview and he kept looking at whats his name like he was a giant ho ho. I will never ever get the snake arms thing out of my head.
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kerbang - 2004-12-21 08:57:51
well you're getting two of those things for christmas: a comment from me, and I'm going to kill you. so actually that's three because you put that you didn't want to die twice.
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Gumphood - 2004-12-21 09:42:07
ARe you counting the second bear attack as death.

I guess you are.
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Samantha - 2004-12-21 16:30:37
My friend Skip has a retarded brother who got all excited one year and told Skip he got him exactly what he wanted for Christmas. So Skip asked what it was and his brother said, "Well, what did you want?" When Skip answered, "I don't know, one of those leather log caddies?" his brother looked completely crushed and said, "You didn't want some socks?"
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