2004-02-10 - 3:49 p.m. You Sweet Tendaroni Remember the songs �Two Princes� and �Miss Little Can�t be Wrong� from the lyrical masterminds the Spin Doctors Yeah�I�m sorry. I do too. I actually thought that spin magazine was named after the Spin Doctors when I was younger. This is not to be confused with the �Spine Doctors� which isn�t a band, and isn�t a doctor. It�s a Chiropractor. Which I most likely spelled wrong so here is it written out in second grade speak. (Cairo-Prack-Tor). I understand that Cairo is a hard word to pronounce too, but fuck all you 5 years olds reading. I can�t take writing to your -no grade- level anymore. You suck. Go learn the 1 B 3's. And Santa doesn�t exist. He was a rumor started by the Easter Bunny. Mmmmmm�.Caberry Eggs. So I think I have a fever. Signs that I have a fever by gumphood 1) I am really hot, like really hot. 2) It�s really cold out, cause I live in the North Pole with the Easter Bunny. 3) I think I live with the Easter Bunny 4) Cadberry Eggs (not a real reason) 5) I am thinking about eating chocolate rabbits, and their eggs. 6) I think Pine Cones are a type of Floruous. ( you may ask what this means�and that�s exactly why it�s a sign I have a fever so stay with the program you ADHD human mongers) 7) I was thinking about joining a band called �The White Wookie� 8) The women at work have begun asking, �What�s wrong with you, you sweet tendaroni� 9) You understand what a �tendaroni� is. 10) You begin a �tendaroni dance� that mostly involves �the white man worm� And then you start thinking about the �Skunk man� who�s a guy who comes and gets all the skunks. And you starting thinking about a Bermapest Noveltician who only thinks about snakes. And you know that the Bermapest Noveltician is actually a Writer in Berma, who writes about and wishes he were a Politician in Budapest. You suddenly begin laughing only to blackout and wake up at a desk at work typing something you don�t remember writing. And yet, it�s eerily familiar. But to update you I read almost � of that book today. Yes. I bought it at Noon, yes, I read it at work. What? And I want to send YOU (that�s you) [ which is anyone] a Valentine via the Information Super Highway. So if you want this lovely card, then please�PLEASE for the love of god, email me your email address, and presto �Valentine� You give me fever�fever all through the night. You give me Seavers. That�s Leo, Alan, and Mike. | |||||||||||
