2005-08-05 - 1:23 p.m. Similarities of the Face (or face fight) So there is this game, which pretty much goes like this. You take a face, and you match that face�s similarity to a celebrity. It�s Here, if you want to play So for example, if Natalie Portman played the game she would look like Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly So here is a test subject. Where just a random model girl looks like Cindy Margolis. Whatever. Now you get the idea. That last guy is,Takeshi Kaneshiro. Who is Takeshi Kaneshiro? He�s most famous for voicing the Video Game Onimusha. Awesome. Upon further investigation I came up with this quote: "Just forget me... No reason. When it ends, it ends." - When asked how he would like to be remembered at the end of his career. Great. I�m a non famous Asian Actor, and two old men. Ironically when I ran Wicked Crazy�s face I acidentially did it as a man, and she popped up as this guy too. As a female she was the ever so famous Chi Hsu. So basically I thinking that there is an Asian Skew, or this is a croc of shit. I moved onto Analisa, who is Sanetwin�s daughter. She just got her first tooth, and check it out� Asian Skew. Then I decided it was time to take someone who might look Asian and see what happens. Unfortunately I didn�t have many people I knew that were Asian. So instead I took Erika from Peyton�s Place. So this thing thinks that a Floridian with a tan = whitest girl in the world. So much for the Asian Skew theory. How about Molly? Molly is wickedcrazy�s daughter who is a little, how shall we say it, goofy. But apparently when she grows up�she�s gonna be�. HOT! I mean, Elizabeth Hurley is really hot. Not the kid. I�ve already been accused of being into bestiality, the last thing I need is kiddy porn. (google hits here I come!) So now its time to screw around. I took Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and look what I got. That�s the most accurate one yet! I�m pretty pumped! What about the Dog Bride? No offense to the Dog, but OUCH, that model has gotta be pissed if she ever sees this. I mean, she MOST looks like �Dog Bride.� Man. Back to a few diarylanders. I took most of these from people from Flickr, in case you are wondering. Krissy P from the Island, looks similar to Christina Ricci Or at least a �Glam Shot� of Christina Ricci. Man, Christina, how�d you let that one get on the internet? This one is particularly amusing. It�s the Vomiting Cod, the guy from my profile, and he looks like � this guy. Tough Break Cod. Bethany from diaryland looks like Jill Hennessy. From Jordan�s Crossing. Neither interesting nor accurate. Winner for the �woah� award goes to a one Ms. Nanotechmama, who likeness to a certain sports illustrated swimsuit model is definitely one of the most flattering likeness of this experiment. I only read that issue for the sports articles. Geez. I wasn�t surprised by this one. This fine young musician bears a startling resemblance to a Ms. Neve Campbell. Sorry about that Julia. Why don�t you go cry about your parents dying again. *Closer to Free* would cue up right now. This one is just ridiculous. That�s Sean Austin and 12 Ouch Mouse. 12 ounce mouse is an Adult Swim cartoon about a 12oz Mouse, who is fond of beer and is caught in a world of espionage and love, and unknowingly delights in odd jobs. And Sean Astin is Rudy. And I can�t spell his last name. Little Star Wars shout out here. Yoda looks like Qui Gon Jin. This next one is real. No really. I�m not joking. And Finally there aren�t many time in your life you get to call yourself the luckiest man, but when I popped my girlfriend into the old face reader, I got some very lovely young ladies that resembled her. You might recognize them. So here is to me! And the best face game ever. If you didn�t make the cut, that�s because 1) I didn�t do you. 2) It was boring (see the Bethany one) 3) It was offensive. And since he requested not to really be up here�unclepumkin in white. Click the link to find out one of the stranger three people ever on the same page. Click here for Pumpkin | |||||||||||
