2004-01-20 - 3:01 p.m. Creation of the Universe Part II Creation of the Universe Part II The mythical duck, which was the creature which the universe was created for, was known to exist, but the only problem was where. The where was much more unanswerable than the why in this particular case. On one duck planet located roughly 150 million km from their sun in a small solar system within the Milky Way, (one of two places the duck could be found) the inhibitors were unconcerned with the existence of the duck. This planet�s more intelligent was ironically more concerned with the �why� the universe was created over the �how� since they believed they had figured out the universe either started with one of two theories: a God or a big bang. The other duck planet was concerned with neither issue. The planet no longer exists because it was actually created rather close to the center of solar system. The planet was out of orbit and was sucked into the sun and destroy along with all the ducks. This leaves the fact that in an infinite universe, everything must exist, but that does not mean that it has to continue to exist. Now it seems that the local folklore on the one remaining duck planet was that; �it was commonly know the universe was created in 7 days,� when in fact, it was created in less. The infinite world actually took five and one half days to create. As they say in Glutemon 5, you can�t have forever in an instant. Of course, this saying refers to their infinitely hot cocoa, which takes about 12 billion years to heat, but has not yet dropped one degree. In these five days most of the universe was created by two men. You see, though Galantor had come up with the idea that a machine could create an infinite universe, he was not actually the person to do it. Two other scientists named Frick and Frack who thought it would be a brilliant idea to burn popcorn, instead of melting it. Thanks to the notion of Galantor, Frick and Frack were just then able to finish the machine that would change the world. The popcorn popper. Now popcorn to them, was not the same as the popcorn on the duck planet. You see, popcorn was actually a radioactive isotope that grew on the hides of these half stone/half plant walls. They would harvest these with great care, because of their deadly and destructive nature. However, when melted it was a fantastic source of energy. However, when Frick and Frack developed a theory that it could actually be burned and thus create such a high amount of energy that they would no longer have a need to melt anything for energy. They were correct. However, the burning actually created enough energy to create an infinite universe as a side effect. This side effect took five and a half days. Frick and Frack realized that they had unlocked something that was beyond what they intended, and did what any good scientist would, and gave themselves an award for the greatest discovery in the universe. This is now an annual award that is given out to notable scientists who make an unquestionable discovery that it is nothing but a boon to the universe. These are such people as that those who have discovered interspace travel, replicating calorie-free food, and spicy fruit punch. In this universe not much can be created, only discovered, though usually people take the credit and label their discovery as �an invention.� In fact, this can be accomplished, but it is given an even higher award called, �The Cold One Award� with a frothy draft beer encased in gold. This is rarely given out, due to the unusual nature of such a creation. However, the universe began with inventors. Inventors like Galantor, Frick, and Frank were only pieces of the puzzle, however , as to HOW the universe was created, but the specific details allowing that are quiet simple really. When the popcorn is burned, there is a chemical reaction. The first thing that occurs is that the popcorn expands growing larger, and then it �pops� leaving a larger piece of popcorn, and a side effect. Frick and Frack report the first side effect was a wooden nickel. Frick reached in and burned his hand, which is where the expression, �Never take a wooden nickel� comes from. Much to the surprise of Frick and Frack the popcorn kept multiplying, as they suspected, however, it also created this strange side effect of creating a random element. But by the end of the first day, the popcorn had already expanded beyond the size of the planet and was pushing out into the galaxy. The galaxy was one of the side effects. Over the next day, Frick and Frack realized that the isotope had a property that would create an explosion of electrons and neutrons as its temperature rose which in fact made up random items. At it expanded at a geometric rate, Frick realized that this would continue until everything that could be in the universe was created. He was half right. You see once everything had been created the popcorn would create something that hadn�t been created. This object would of course be anit-popcorn, which would start contracting everything that exists, thus erasing the universe. However, Frack realizing Frick�s discovery had a solution. The only thing in the universe which isn�t infinite is the mind, and thus the mind is the only thing that can create things that have yet to be created. Introducing an object into the system that will not be created by the system will stop the anti-popcorn. Which is better known as anti-matter. The trick was if everything was created, how could Frick OR Frack invent something the universe wouldn�t already be invented. Their mind solved the problem just in the knick of time. Take something created by the side effect and change it. And thus Frack, on the middle of the sixth day grabbed a bottle of beer that was created in the popcorn�s growth and tossed it into the freezer where the popcorn was normally stored. It was chilled, and thus �the cold one� was born. And now that Frick and Frack had a cold one, they were able to enter it into the popcorn popper and stop the expansion of the universe before it began contracting. Changing the structure of the popcorn was the solution. And another essential expression was created: �You should never be without a cold one.� And thus the universe demise was halted, by the introduction of a foreign object. Now it sat waiting to grow and flourish. However, the people on Earth someone believed that the universe was created in 7 days, but should realize that it was not. And if Frick and Frack�s people were aware of human�s existence, they would find it very amusing that this plant also invented popcorn and the popcorn popper. The notion that amused them was imagining people exploding from eating popcorn at the movies by the handful, and random objects like bikes, or hedgehogs crawling out of the empty dead carcasses. But the only thing that earthling popcorn caused was occasional brown cylinders, and a clear to yellow colored warm liquid. | |||||||||||
