2004-12-15 - 1:03 p.m. And Eat it too! I love it when people get on me for spelling. I am pretty good at math. Jobs I can get from being good at math: Engineer, Insurance, Actuary, Economist, Physicist, Chemist, Mathematician, Banker, and Rocket Scientist. Meanwhile, if I can�t spell, here are jobs eliminated: Court Stenographer, Grade School teacher, Carvel Cake Writer. Those are the only three jobs I can think of where you have to write on the spot. And the Court Stenographer should be switching to laptops soon. They are the last people to have freaking typewriters. But I figure the ideal job to NEVER give me would be a cake writer for Carvel. Here is why. 1) I love to eat ice cream. I would eat part of the cake So here are a few examples of some horrible cakes I imagine I would come up with. Hopey Berthday Kiddy Babies 1st birthday is dumb 13th Birthday, and No one Kares. To Old For Candels One year closa to death Aren�t you too old for a cake? This is your present. Happy Grabuation Me-shell. You Did it, and we lost a bet. No piece of paper makes stuipid go away. Get a Job Kiss Summer Goodbye The days of legally having sex with an underage girl are over. Funeral Cakes Another one Bites the Dust Grandma Hear�s to Death Death Ain�t Never been so sweet. She would have wanted it this way. Ashes to Ashes, Cookie Crumble to Cookie Crumble. Mommies Dead, Enjoy the Cake. At least it can�t get any worse Beets Jello Violence is Blue, Roses are read, I can�t spell, at least your not dead. Wikked Good Hit Sluggar Potty Trained, F-eva We didn�t believe in you! The Thirteeth Step! The sun�s gotta shine on a Dog�s ass sometimes Better Lucky than Good Kicking Crack never tasted so good. At least you have a beautiful Soul. Yes, I actually made all those mistakes on purpose here, but on the cakes I would blow it. I wouldn�t have a chance. My handwriting is terrible, can you think of my cake penmanship?!?!? (actually its like squirtsman ship). Meanwhile, 3rd parties might be amused by my cake hijacking hijinks, but I don�t think that most families appreciate me insulting their darling precious moment. And does anyone get a cake for a funeral? They shouldn�t. I suggest dirt pudding. God I�m bad. | |||||||||||
