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Comments:
Andy - 2004-12-15 13:13:14
I actually worked at a Carvelle ice cream shop as a kid. My spelling sucks. I lived in fear of having to write on a cake. I did write "Congradulations" on a cake one day. The bitchy old lady chewed me out for 20 minutes....
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Stick Figure - 2004-12-15 13:17:16
I like ice cream cake yet there is no cake - what up
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Gumphood - 2004-12-15 13:17:17
I would have fixed it "Hey Old lady, maybe if you weren't such a Bitch, you would die and do us all a favor" but thats me.
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Kelly - 2004-12-15 13:35:38
Gumpy you are precious and I love you! my sister is here and I made her read these. I had to explain some to her because shes a moron but I just cant quit laughing. Mommys dead enjoy the cake. Beautiful!
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Cookie - 2004-12-15 15:19:39
I love "you did it and we lost a bet"! And I think I might have to actually steal "beats jello"! Good ones.
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Andy - 2004-12-15 15:33:16
If I remember correctly, It was a graduation cake, and I tried to convince the old bitch that it was an intended pun...See Grad...congrads...See? huh? Huh? It's intentinally spelled wrong...oh it works on so many levels....
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Gumphood - 2004-12-15 15:45:53
Excellent. I love it. Rick, you spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby.
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bethany - 2004-12-15 15:50:21
break out the oreos!
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rhi - 2004-12-15 16:05:52
I have a job that entails a constant need for spell-check..."World's Greatest Dud" on a Fathers Day gift sure was fun to unwrap!
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cloudy - 2004-12-15 16:11:34
mmm...cake.
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Monica - 2004-12-15 16:13:53
I'm a cake decorator myself. There was a cake decorator that i used to work with, she really fucked up this ladies cake and the lady threw the cake!
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laural - 2004-12-15 17:41:39
thanks gump. you made me laugh today. and i am still laughing! good job.
laural
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Ellen - 2004-12-15 20:03:29
Oh. So bad. I love it.
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nikkinikkiiiiiii - 2004-12-15 20:58:12
This was one of the funniest journal entries I've ever read. I can't spell, either.
One day, people like us will no longer be ridiculed. It will be a fight, a struggle to one day get there.. but oh, it will be so sweet. Like cake.
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erin - 2004-12-16 00:23:39
Gumpie, darling.. you DO realize how bad "squirtsmanship" sounds, RIGHT? (or maybe I have a filthy mind...)
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twobaddogs - 2004-12-16 05:05:10
How about:
We hope you past your testes!
Good luck to you and the baby-dady!
By the way, I can spell, I can't do math (unless it's theoretical) and I'm not particularly fulfilled.
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xquzme - 2004-12-16 12:35:09
*chortle* *snort* *dribble* Too fucking funny, gump. Please make me a cake. Any of those would do, but I think I'm particularly partial to the funeral cakes. I'm thinking a recycled Birthday cake with a line through those words and "Wrest in piece" underneath it might be a nice touch. Don't you? P.S. You're welcome. For the compliment! It's true! P.P.S Like the way your comments page fades in. Very snappy.
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onewetleg - 2004-12-16 18:59:29
sure gumpy! you can have anything you want! just check my source code and replace my pics with your pics. it you have any questions about it email me, ok?
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rhi - 2004-12-16 20:15:26
*faxing you my Trapper Keeper* Theres a note inside..Check "yes" or "no" please.
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Phil - 2004-12-16 20:23:21
Ah brullent intray!
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betty - 2004-12-17 00:38:47
I love your spelling mistakes. They add personality.
I want a cake like that.
On one of Analise's birthday cakes the lady wrote:
Happy Birthday Anal.
Yeah. nice.
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Samantha - 2004-12-17 15:21:15
If you worked at a cake place, I'll bet you'd be like that guy (played by Lyle Lovett) in the movie "Short Cuts" who harasses the couple for not picking up the cake they ordered for their son...the day before he DIED. Nice.
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