2005-11-02 - 4:02 p.m. Blind Melon There is a snack shop upstairs. It has a new name every 3 months. At first I though it was because it stunk. Now I realize because it�s a grant. You see a blind person runs the snack store. � and they name it after the blind person. And listen. These people are effing BLIND! I have NO idea how they stack the shelves. Oh wait�I do. Shitty. Yeah, shits all over the place. I didn�t realize they were blind, until two people ago. I don�t go up there often and when I do, I use exact change. Well, the guy always was asking me what I was giving him. The first time I was like �nickel two dimes, and 2 quarters.� But that day I was breaking a bill. And I said it was �1 dollar� He was like �you aren�t trying to screw me are you� Listen, just cause you are blind, doesn�t mean you have to be stupid. How could I screw you by giving you a dollar? Are you accidentally going to be giving me back 3 tens�.? Dumbass blind guy. If he ever gets back, I�m going to tell him it�s a Thirteen Thousand Dollar bill, and walk out. What? Like he�s going to ID me. Right now the blind mini-mart is run by a legally blind woman who has to bring everything within an inch of her eyes. Including my food. I can�t make this shit up. | |||||||||||
