Comments:

Kevin - 2005-11-02 16:22:54
I passed a car with a driver that looked a lot like you. But apparently it wasn't you. He sort of smiled at me, and I thought, "Hey! Wouldn't that be a coincidence." BUt, unfortunately, it wasn't.
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Gumphood - 2005-11-02 16:24:37
Too bad. The best part of this is that they SHITCAN the bling dude after three months. hehe
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awittykitty - 2005-11-02 17:15:51
Ya mean my fake thirteen thousand dollar bill I made with Photoshop has already made it over to your city? Wow...there sure must be a lot of blind snack shop owners between here and there. Sweet!
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alice - 2005-11-02 18:24:42
I cannot imagine what the shoplifting is like there...you wouldnt even have to shove the stuff up your sleeve you could balance it on your head and dance out of there. How is that place not robbed by men with finger guns every single day?
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gumphood - 2005-11-02 19:24:40
you don't even need a finger gun. You can just shoot them blind bitches in the knee. They ain't gonna ID you.
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Infamy - 2005-11-03 10:03:29
Wow - there's more anger in that post than one normally sees (heh! "sees") directed toward the blind.
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rile - 2005-11-03 11:06:15
Do a relationship post - that gets the fans riled
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Blaze - 2005-11-03 12:34:28
I'm not sure, I write in them about equally now. Why, you only have room for one in your life?
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Belle - 2005-11-03 14:48:49
There are little machines with voices that say what denomination a bill is. You put the bill in and the machine scans it, and in a voice a lot like the voicebox guy on South Park, it will say, "Five. Dollars" or "One. Dollars." (Yes, plural for the one.) He should get one, and stop being such a Napoleanic train-farting, butt-slamming asshole. Oops, sorry, residual anger spilling over into your comments.
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candoor - 2005-11-04 10:22:15
at first I thought, pretty paranoid dude, but then I thought, I wonder how hard it is to get paper that has the feel of money and cut it in the shape of a bill, and then I thought, what kind of idiot grant is that to set up blind people like that to get ripped off (The Foundation for the Betterment of Niavity?)... they should definitely supply one of those money-reading machines, but even then, how can they not lose money on shoplifting... unless, of course, you got a new job in a Monastary... well, didya, gump? :)
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