2005-10-12 - 4:38 p.m. Car Crash, and Update on Life It�s Wednesday and the last update I did was Friday � not to mention that it was cheesy. The reason I would like to dedicate this entry to my friend Kerbang, who tragically died in a car accident. (to the weak of stomach you might want to turn away) He just wasn�t the same since The Red Sox loss the World Series. He kept going around, drunk, saying that we were number one�.we were number one. We aren�t number 1 any longer. Instead we had to drink. On the way back from the bar, I was about to ask Kerbang a special question. A question about love. A question about our love� BUT ALAS! Tragedy struck! My sweet prince was gunned down by maroon Camero. We had previously gone to a Harpoon October Fest. It�s a big event where you go, eat sausage, and drink your brains out. I also here they have something like that in the San Fransisco, but it�s a different type of sausage. Incidentally, both are probably a fun time. I would like you to note something about the picture. What the hell is that guy on with the Red Shirt? The Harpoon Lifeguard? Help me! I�m drowning in beer! Kerbang and I had a few last moments together. We ventured forth to do a Keg roll. See if you can find Kerbang and I in the this crowd. For the answer�click on the link (ie the picture) FYI The Keg rolls is as follows. Step 1) Finish your beer. Result: After the Kegroll, I played drunk basketball against some Cats in wheelchairs. No, I�m not kidding. The catch was I had to be in the wheelchair. No problem! I gotta practice for when I break my leg! Incidentally, its fucken hard to shoot basketball from a wheelchair. But I suppose when you are just sitting around collecting pensions or �workers comp� you got time to learn. that was a joke. If you are offended then I will allow you to duel me. The event shall be �the wheelchair joust.� The best part about participating in the wheelchair duel is you can walk after. No really. It was for a good cause. I love handicap people. Some of my best friends are hanicaped. Or at least mentally handicapped. Or dead. Incidentally. I love pictures of bathrooms, and this was a whole lot of bathrooms! I buried Kerbang in a port-a-potty. I figured the smell of rotting human wouldn�t really be noticed, and NO one is gonna think twice if they saw a dead body in the bottom of one of those things. RIP Kerbang�. Rest in Pee. --Yes the Red Sox loss. So did the Yankees. So baseball is over. No one won the World Series. Maybe next year they will have that world series thing again. --There was a girl named Katherine who was a year younger than us and that Vomiting Cod dated ever so briefly. --Me and Unclepumpkin went to a UFC fight, (a Mixed Martial Arts Fight), and we saw the Russian Andre Arlovski eat the soul of Paul �Chubs� Botenllo. It lasted 15 seconds until Arlovski feasted on his soul with a devastating knock out punch to the jaw. Its not too often you see a man just knocked out and go completely limp. Overall it was a great weekend event to attend! I would love to go again. Below is a picture of the heavyweight champ coming into the arena. --I went 9-5 with my football picks. Not too shabby. --Good thing about living with 7 people? There is always a party. However, you wanna see my house after a party? -- Car Crash actually from a movie Kerbang was shooting, and handicap people really extra's from that movie. Handicaped drunk extras. | |||||||||||
