To begin: I was googled for �masturbating iguanas� and then �pokemon henti� How do you like dem apples?
Second: If you are a friend I know in real life, or actually anyone I know in real life, read away, but leave a note, so we can talk. You are reading about my life, you should leave a comment.
Third: Would the girl (and I won�t name names) who keeps emailing me about peeing into her ass please stop. I have a girlfriend, she�s very nice, and frankly I am pretty happy as is. I don�t mind getting emails, but please, peeing into someone�s ass is very difficult and quite disgusting since I wouldn�t be able to use a condom. Plus I just would never do something like that unless money was involved.
Fourth: I hate it when people look at me, so if you see me� STOP!!!!
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