2004-06-03 - 8:41 a.m. Forcing the Envelope There are four main rules about writing in diaryland. 1) Make sure that your entry is clear and that zerphots. 2) Don�t try and force funny because that would be like three midgets going to the park and trying to pick up girls, but they did so by standing on each others back with a trenchcoat and the girl was like �hey tall midget� and the midgets were like �hey� and then they laughed and their cover was blown and then God laughed. 3) Don�t insult your readers, no matter how stupid they are. 4) Make sure you finish your entry with some sort of point. 5) Jarod Washburn could sell a dryer to my grando papder. | |||||||||||
