2003-06-27 - 12:12 p.m. Pants of a Lesser God I never knew true love. That is until today. You see today is the day where I had this chance meeting with destiny. I was working at my desk, when I accidentally spilled my cup of water�.into my pants. I was so annoyed, but then this lady walked by, and she looked at me, and I looked at her, and she said, �Wow; that was really cool!!!� �What was cool?� �When you did that to your pants�do it again.� And thats when I fell in love. Then I ran over to my friend in the office who declared me �insane� and didn�t think that the pants worked that way. I said that they would. So then he BLASTED me in the crotch with a whole cup of water. And do you know what happened. NOTHING!!!! The water bounced right of my crotch. I declared myself invincible. Then he bounced water right off my ass as I walked away. I felt nothing. I have decided that these are the best pants ever. I have also decided that I want a shirt made from the same material. Once I have that item, I am going to the local playground with my Supersoaker 1000 (the one that was banned cause it damaged eyes), and I am going to hose every little rugrat in the area. I will be like the Middle School Terminator. I just won�t be able to be stopped. They could call the fire department and I would stand there dry as desert. Those kids are going to get it!!! (actually I don�t know what was stopping me from this before�I mean its not like they can fight back now. I think it�s the image of hundred of kids with water guns trying to blast me, screaming �The Water is Useless�.fall back to the swingset and regroup� that really gets me going.) Jimmy and Billy trample Teresa as they run for their lives, impotent at my superiority. HAHAHA | |||||||||||
