2004-01-23 - 1:30 p.m. Mutual Decisions I am feeling pretty funny today. It might be gas. I am going to Celtics game tonight with a roommate from college, and my girlfriend. She is in a meeting right now, and when she comes out, we are going to �decided� where to eat before the game. This is funny. We are going to �decided.� I�ll tell you what. Couple�s are supposed to make mutual decisions. These are the steps. First Step: Individually both of you come up with an idea of where you want to eat. Second Step: You take turns announcing your steps; the Boy goes first. The girl makes a face at his suggestion. She says that she doesn�t know what here choice is. (when she really does) Step 3: The Boy names off places until he �suggests� the place the girl thought of. Step 4: When the girl hears the name of her location she says, �yah, I could do that.� The Mutual decision is this. The Girl outsmarts the guy by making him come up with the suggestion. This allows her to not be the �pain in the ass� by demanding they eat where she wants to, but instead agree to the boy�s suggestion. The trick is she doesn�t agree to anywhere she doesn�t already want to go, where as the boy is tricked. He is tricked cause he thinks it�s a game, and is just naming places as fast as he can. And thus completes the circle of life. (Actually that happened after he picks up the tab) And if I ever catch her on it, she�ll snuggle up to me, and say something like �look how clever you think you are�that�s so cute.� And I will melt. Question of the Day: �How do you think in same sex relationships a place is decided on, or do the men just keep naming off places and go hungry, and the women try to out coy one another?� (don�t forget about the other entry�it�s got a secrete) | |||||||||||
