2004-12-23 - 3:52 p.m.

Merry Christmas

Twas the Night before Christmas,

When suddenly in the house

I awoke to a hand job,

From a German named Clouse.

Then I posted a picture

Of Jordie La Forge

And I learned my German master

was really named George.

What does this mean?

Does anyone care?

I'm ending this poem

With not a second to spare!

before - After

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