2005-04-25 - 9:06 a.m.

The Following Took Place between the hours of 9AM and 10AM

The Following is a converstation I overheard a guy having on the phone this morning:

"I'm on the train. I don't do the late to the work thing no more."

"No I use the alarm thing. I am using the alarm idea."

"You know what they say."

"You know."

"No really you know"

"They say if you are in a barber shop you'll get your hair cut. If you are in a crack house you'll do the crack."

"Yeah, I wish I was in a whore house."

The Following is an email I recieved about Vin Diesel: (ie The Pacifier)

--Vin tore down the Berlin wall with his hands (his left arm was broken at the time)

--Vin Diesel recently added 'moose' to his "Animals That Tried to
Fight Me and Lost" list.

--When Vin Diesel accidentally invented cancer, his response was
simply, "I've made a huge mistake."

--Vin Diesel made a food chart that adds a necessary food group: The
souls of your enemies.

--Scholars invented the exclamation mark JUST to describe how it
sounds when Vin Diesel chews.

--Every night, Vin Diesel does 700 push ups and punches himself in the
face until he passes out.

The Following is a recap of my weekend:

Watch 24

Went to a bar, drank, heard a story told by this half crazy half french girl which was one of those moments when everyone stopped talking because the story she was telling was being told in such a passionate/crazy way that you had to watch the train wreck.

Watched 24

Went to the MFA with my parents and Shelly. Saw the Ralph Lauren Car exhibit. It was a 12 car exhibit of very rare automobiles. Shelly and I both liked Mercades the most, but she liked the long black one with the 7.0 liter engine, and I liked the roadster with the flip up doors.

Watched 24

Went to the Celtics playoff game and sat through them crushing Indian in a 39-11 quarter.

Went out drinking afterwards. Took a cab ride back. I am the cab ride passout hero. I can't sleep on trains, planes, cars, or ricshaws, but get a somewhat irascible foreigner asking me "what is the size of my street" and I sleep like a baby.

Watched 24.

Woke up and sent shopping.

The Following are the two items I bought shopping for 5.55 cents.

One was 5 dollars. One was 55 cents and Shelly described as "distrubing."

Watched 24.

Happy Birthday Uncle Pumpkin

before - After

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