2004-04-06 - 9:54 a.m. Merchandising Gump's Goods So yesterday was the whirlwind. As you may or may not know there is a page view counter I have. I often can get as many as like 400-500 hits a day. Yesterday I got 1,400. This was mostly due to the discovery of my diary and the coursing over it took. Lots of people discovered it, including Shelly, my girlfriend. Oh yes� oh yes� To say I feel exposed would be like saying that The British Royalty have been mentioned in the media from time to time. Anyway, in celebration of my overexposure, lets sell some merchandise. Everyone has a catchy slogan, or a clever phrase that�s goes along with them, that they print on a T-shirt. So I came up with a few. For things�like wallets, pencils, trapper keepers, and side swinging messanger bags. Also maybe some baby doll T-shirts, and baseball atheltic wears. Gump could be all swoshy to make me seem atheltic... So tell me what you think. And here is the list. Idea�s for T-shirts etc. How Good? Gump Hood. Spelling is for the Bees Save the Grammar for your Gramma There�s always Someone Cooler Than you. See you Ent Tea (Sound it out) Sneaky is as Sneaky Does� Gump The �G� is for Gregarious Gump Please Notify the Propery Authority Gump All Idea�s Are True You�re in Gump�s Hood Gump All your soul is mine Gumphood Pop the Clutch Gumphood Is your skin too thin? Gumphood Blood does grow on trees. Gump Gadunk-a-dunk-dunk Gump Don�t be a Chump Committed for Clever Gump is [sic] Gump When God�s too preachy Try an After dinner Gump Gump The Internet isn�t just for the smart anymore. World Wide Gump Gump Tasteless since 1979 Gump Don�t touch a Star Gump Welcome to the 20th Century Chillaxin Nice isn�t Funny Gump Posing never looked so fake Postmodern Plagiarism Gump The Father of Postretrotism The Passion of the Gump Gump How many hits do you have? Gump Creative Commercialism I�m not a smart man� Okay that�s it. Please pick your favorite, and you lease favorite and tell me. Because I am curious. We will see if we can get things back on track. I hope so� | |||||||||||
