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2004-09-14 - 9:59 a.m.

Get in the Game!



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Get in the game!

I can�t tell you how many people in life need to get in the goddamn game. Most people aren�t in the game!

Christians for Guns: Get in the game! What would Jesus do? Whip out a semi auto and start taking down the Romans? Good lord.

Teenage girls: Giving head to the varsity basketball team on the bus? Get in the game! Just because I can make a lay-up, doesn�t mean you need to sacrifice your integrity. You think that�s really going to make me like you more � or less?

Wilson Philips: Get in the game!

Datchery: Get in the game. Move your car!

Michael Jackson: Just start doing kiddie porn. Get in the game! It would make enough money to buy wonderland back, you sick freak.

Old Mr. Moneybags: You need a makeover for the 21st Centry. If I have to look at a monopoly board one more time with your top hat�.get a toupee. Get in the game!

Joey Fatone: It�s over. Get out of the game.

Kerry Campaign: Get in the game and do something. I don�t care if its stupid, but do something.

Diaryland readers: Get in the game. Leave me a comment!

Milla Jilonoviacha: Get in the game, and stop making Resident Evil movies. And get a name I can spell.

Peyton Manning: You suck.

Baseball Players: Take a look at Jason Giambi�s �career� and get the needles out of the vein.

Gumphood: Get in the game and end this.

Guy who made up �Get in the game�: I bet you regret it now.

Penguins: Get in the game and learn to fly.

Hippo�s: Get in the game and start getting some money off that stupid game.

Kids: Get in the game and realize Super Mario was a drug induced H.R. Puff�n�stuff acid trip.

Parents: Should you really be smoking Pot while taking care of your newborn? Get in the game.

Pregnant women: Get in the game. You aren�t fat, you are pregnant. People know this.

Jesus: Get in the game and get back here and fix this mess.

Hubert Humphrey: Were you really a president?

Alyssa Milano: You are in the game.

Bryan Singer and Josh Whedon: Get in the game and get it done. One of you is doing X-men, the other Superman. Sign the deals. And Josh, don�t you dare put Sara in X-men. Unless she plays storm.

Halley Berry: Catwoman? Get in the game.

Baltimore Ravens: 20-3 to Cleveland? Get in the game.

has this not ended yet?

Anyway, I am done today. This entry was pretty horrible. I need to get in the game.

I still like the phrase.

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