2003-05-22 - 12:20 p.m. Flexable Reviewer So I am a reviewer of diaries for entries sweetreviews. This is a mistake, because I have to grade other�s spelling. This is great cause I get to look at their CODE!!! This is bad cause I am 24 year old guy This is great because I am nice This is bad cause I have to read lots of poetry entries This is great because I will be respected This is bad because I will be yelled at. This is great because I am online all the time. This is bad because I am lazy Overall I would say its good. I haven�t found my voice for reviewing yet. I have batted around a few ideas. Do I want to be like Batman, and be smart and calculating, or more like Cheetaman and be lame and obscure. Should I be funny in the review ��Oh snap that diary sucked� or nice �Awww. Better luck next time� What if I find a diary better than mine. Should I be smarmy? Bitter, or nice and complimentary. In the end, I guess that I have decided to be like Flexo. He makes comments like �I hate you�.just kidding, you�re great.� People never really know where they stand with Flexo. But does that make a good reviewer? I answer no. But it does make an interesting read�. There is this crazy reviewer just doing these strange and odd reviews on this website.?!?! Whoa, lets check that out. Hmmm�.Grape stuff, cola, tonic, oh Sunny D� that�s cool. Maybe not. But if sweetreviews. wants to attracted readers, then I could go �off the hook� with the reviews, and use my basis being the number of words they use that look like chinchillas. Most people would score low, but everynow and then�blue gold. Blue Gold? What the�. See that�s what I am talking about. That�s crazy shit. That�s the stuff review sites need. I would be banned though. I guess I will be sweet. (PUN INTENDED) Oh, and to the readers of this diary, just go to the website for the review and ask for me. I will give you all perfect scores and many accolades and awards. HAHHAHAHAHAAHAH Just kidding, your diaries all suck!!!! ~Flexo | |||||||||||
