2004-11-12 - 12:54 p.m. Pee into this cup for me I think I have a good point. When don't I? I am no longer washing my hands after I pee. I know, that SOUNDS gross, but follow me on this one. I am a clean person. At least I like to think so. Every morning I shower, dry off, and the first thing I do is put boxes (or briefs) [let us let some things remain a mystery] So this means the first thing I protect from the outside world is my penis, and this is directly after I shower. Now, I go to the Train, and I touch a lot of shit from turnstiles, to people, to doors, to trash, to food, to keyboards, to cars, and other sorts of things I encounter. My hands are filthy. The amount of things my hands come in contact with is astonishing. I mean the knob to turn the water faucet alone is gross. I mean think about that for a second. Step 1) You need to wash your hands, so you turn the faucet on with that dirty hand. Its like a never-ending cycle. But anyway, back to the point that my penis has touched nothing all day. It hasn�t touched the floor, it hasn�t been drug in dirt. Rain hasn�t gotten on it. I don�t use it to type. It�s protected in its happy home in my pants. My hands are the dirt nabbers. So I purpose washing your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom, so that those dirty paws don�t have to grab your wily wanker. Think about it for a second? Which one really needs the scrubbing? Now, if I just had sex with a hooker, or stuck my penis in some sort of blow toy, I would wash my hands after I peed (though most likely I would shower in acid.) So the only argument left is �well urine and poop are gross�. While I full admit that poop is awful, you should wash up afterwards, you still should wash before too. And pee is sterile! That�s right. You can drink it! [Don�t do it though] And if you are a guy, you don�t have to touch anything. Girls, still feel free to wash up. There is a lot going on down there I know nothing about. But in the future, if ever you happen to shake my hand, at least you will know that my penis is clean. | |||||||||||
