2004-02-20 - 3:03 p.m. I don't want your credos. Often Times I make notes for myself to make sure that I don�t forget something. Here are a few notes that I never made; that I wished I did. _____________________________________________________________________ If a girl says you are attractive, one way or another, she�s after your wallet. Everything Ready says is a lie: neat means slob; raise means demotion; respect means disrespect; and thin blond girls means thin blonde boys. Goat�s eat things; like your hat. No cell phones on rollarcoasters. Go to the bathroom before you pass out drunk. You never need more than 10 beers, unless they are for other people. A six pack, a movie, and flowers will get you a lot further than shaving your pubes. If she says she doesn�t want a gift; this means she doesn�t want an really expensive gift. If she says she doesn�t NEED a gift, she wants REALLY expensive gift. Don�t buy diamonds at malls. It is only okay to be attracted to a teenager when you yourself are a teenager. Don�t try to make out with her sisters. Or her best friend. Or both her AND her best friend AND her sisters. You can�t skateboard. Strip Clubs in the US are ripoffs. When it comes to gambling; the house, and dingus, always win. If you ever meet a genii; two penises ARE NOT better than one. If you break your arm; don�t eat ice cream � because you will puke it all up right after. _________________________________________________________ It�s Friday and the weekend is coming. I can�t believe it. I have felt so wretched all week from fear. It�s strange but this week has been dominated by fear. I have a knot in my shoulder, and I can�t wait for the time I am about to spend doing nothing important. I am weary, and my writing has been fading. I can feel it. Normally my fingers can�t move faster than my thoughts, but I have lost it. The �it� of creativity. It�s just time. It�s like when your tape player would run low on batteries and the music would slow down. I just need to be refreshed. I just need to be treated. I need a shot of life. I need a vial of spirit. I need a taste of your blood | |||||||||||
