Dear Diaryland,
If Gumphood was Asian, he would say, instead of �goodbye� � �So long� because everyone would think it would be funny because it would sound sexual.
I hate recapping the weekend.
But, I don�t have much in the tank.
Got a Keg, Had friends over, but because of weather not a ton, had limitless beer (bad thing). Lost a lot of games at Beer Pong, Got more drunk. Didn�t puke.
Overslept, hangover lasted 2 days.
Yes. Today is the second day.
Things my girlfriend asked me, �Why are you talking so werid? Do you think you have brain damage?�
I think she was serious.
I think I have brain damage.
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