2003-07-03 - 10:31 a.m. When Bear's Fly Is anyone else happy that bears can't fly? I am. If they could fly they could decend from the sky and eat our heads. Have you you seen what they can do to fish? They would love human head. Love it. Adore it. Eat it for breakfast. Literally. Fat people in America would never have a chance. We would be in the park, and then hear a funny noise. Then swoop, the grizzly would decend from the sky like a anvil with wings. The fat person would try and waddle away, or duck. Come on fat person...Don't you know that you should play dead? The bear would be all over that human. He would love that game. Dead?!!? I'll give you dead. *gulp* Thank god Bears can't fly. | |||||||||||
