2005-07-12 - 11:46 a.m. Adults Only Is anyone here under 18? I think that would make a good shirt. There was this animated comic story that was released called �Dirty Stories: Part III� and what I really liked about the cover was that instead of showing the orgy, it showed what the room looked like after the orgy. I find that interesting, just like the �Is anyone here under 18� statement. I like that because you know that after that statement that an �adult� idea is going to be introduced and �adult� ideas are exciting still. I bought my first pornographic magazine when I was 18 from a Lil� Peach down the road of my house. I bought a Hustler for a friend on my soccer team named Bevis. In the spread I looked at there was a blonde girl and the construction worker. Through the series of shots the blonde began to take off her clothes, as you would hope. He nipples were revealed to be very light on her tan body. They were not dark in the least. Once she didn�t have her shirt on the construction worker took notice. He started eating her out ON the stepladder. The nice things about picture spreads is that you don�t need to figure out how they got there. Anyway, if you don�t know hustler, they are pretty graphic. There were shots of her wide open, and shots of him about to put it in. They can�t show penetration, so then came a series of shot of them screwing with no penetration. Finally there was the finisher which was this odd shot where he didn�t really shoot it on her face, but she kinda let it dribble out. This was the first time I saw a man and a woman having sex. The first time I looked at �porn� it was 1992 and we downloaded a swimsuit photo of Cindy Crawford off of a bulletin board for Sierra Online. It took 3 hours to download the one picture and me and my two friends were caught by his mom. Incidentally she was fully clothed. It was funny that my first three thing I did when I got the internet were 1) Look at girls 2) Fuck with people in a chatroom 3) Play video games. This was before the world wide web, which sounds funny, but true. There were no websites. There was no google. Finally the first time I saw someone having sex was a year later, at my friends new house. He was on the internet and had downloaded a picture called �horsepop�. It was an extremely graphic bestiality photo of a horse having sex with a woman. I�ll never forget the woman�s eyes were so distanced that she had to be on drugs. She looked almost dead. Everyone here is 18 right? Pornography is interesting, strange, tasteless, arousing, disturbing, awful, nice, and ultimately I think that it isn�t bad. But I will tell you from personal experience that when you are young and a teenager, the internet is bad because it overloads you with extreme sex for every fetish imaginable regardless of age. I will finish with my favorite porn story from my town. A person in my town�s father got up to go to the kitchen and popped in a movie. Minutes later a drunk driver crashed through their living room stopping 2 feet away from the couch he was sitting on. As his whole family awoke they discovered him watching midget porn. The interesting thing to me is that the house was fixed and the family was okay afterwards, but the teenage son, after seeing his dad�s fetish of the night, would get really into midget porn later in high school. I like the story because of how absurd it is. And it makes you wonder if fetishes are nature or nurture. | |||||||||||
