2004-02-13 - 12:12 p.m. Top Ten Reasons Why It�s Good to Have a Date For Valentine�s Day Top Ten Reasons Why It�s Good to Have a Date For Valentine�s Day 10) 364 Days out of the year you can have sex without the expectations of flowers; 1 Day, you can�t get sex without them. 9) No couple EVER fights on Valentine�s Day. It�s a day of nothing but smooth sailing (*snicker*) 8) It�s such an inexpensive holiday, and it�s real easy to get a dinner anywhere, except maybe Applebee�s: that place is packed! 7) Does she really need another stuffed animal? Does he really need another watch? 6) There hasn�t been this much sex pressure since Prom Night. 5) Guys: The expectation for romance is certainly attainable right? Ladies: I am sure your man isn�t hopping for anything special in the sack! 4) To the Same Sex couple out there: You were exempt, but prepare for the Marriage Nagging! You can thank Boston! 3) Men: She remembers the Superbowl party you had, and today will be payback. 2) Nothing says I love you like a clich�. I mean it�s wonderful we have to have an organized day to bring couples together and inspire romance. I guess it helps the prophylactic and card companies. But two people trying to force a wonderful evening together. I am sure everything will go great. 1) Is there any romance in expectations? Okay � you really want to laugh open this in a different window If this isn�t funny: You are dead inside Also here is the deal: this is the way to make Valentine�s day wonderful for you and her for the rest of your lives. If this is your first time taking a girl out: Go all out and come up with a moderately priced, romantic evening. Do everything right; really put your heart into if you like this girl. Put some small personal touches of romance in it, really think, really plan. Shockingly this is not just to win her over. There are lots of ways to do that. The key is after it goes really well, towards the end of the night, if you think you are going to date this girl for a long time start mentioning this word: tradition. Now if you just want to bang her, spend money, lots of money. She will most likely be impressed enough or guilted enough to have sex with you. But you really want to spend your life with this girl, if you think she�s the one or at least possibly a long term relationship, create a tradition. This is romantic, special, unique, but best of all the same. The same??? That�s right! If you do the first one right, you will never have to plan a Valentine�s Day again! You can always just say �let�s stick to tradition�� and if she demands to change it later in life, change it, sabotage it, and then tell her �we should have stuck to the tradition.� Gold baby. Gold. | |||||||||||
