I have a tattoo.
Its on my chest.
It�s a tattoo of god.
God is saying (in a bubble caption) �Holy Shit�
I was drunk�.it was funny.
The awful thing is that its huge
And since neither me nor the tattoo artist knew what God looked like�She made him a woman.
A Busty woman.
So no one knows that its god.
Plus I had to go back to get it finished�but I never did.
Cause its� Busty God and why would I want to go back and take care of that.
So its only in Blue and Black.
So I have a black and blue Busty God on my chest.
It kinda looks like Mystique.
From the X-men who can change shapes.
If I were Mystique if would change the words like a scrolling marquee.
�Holy Shit, I got a tattoo of a Busty Black and Blue God, and people think I am in love with a mutant, but in fact I am a Mutant�holy shit Why and I wasteing my time with a scrolling marquee on my chest when I could be looking like you and robbing banks�.See Ya.�
That�s what it would say.
I bet it would freak people out.
Of course I am not a mutant.
And I don�t have a tattoo of this.
So I guess this is the entry I would write if I did have one and it was a Black and Blue God.
I almost got one that said F=MA on my arm.
But that would make me a Mega-nerd.
Much like this entry.
Actually�much like I really am.
I wish I had a tattoo.
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