Man.
Again, I am going to stop complaining, but I have been really busy.
I mean that. Really busy.
Okay, so I had this other diary where I pretend that I was a teenage girl, and so I wrote these really awful entries which only I laughed at, cause I knew that it was me writing them, while other people didn't seem to really care.
Here is a selection.
Billy said that Kristen thinks I'm a bitch. >_< SHE'S THE BITCH.
What does she think I am, some slutty slut that just sluts around like her?!? I have feelings ya' know. Word.
I think Beyonce looks really retarded in her new commercial cause like, does anyone ever do that anymore?
So I was going into school and I saw Kristen getting off the bus. LOSER. What kinda of loser takes the bus. She's such a slut. I hope Billy dumps her and dates me. Then we can go to the dance together I will look really hot she'll just be all alone and we'll laugh at her.
I need some cuter pants. Gotta Go Peeps, see ya lata ^_^
So as you can see, that's funny, buts sucks all at once. The problem was I kept puting 24 guy into it too much and talking about things that a HS girl would never think of. Mostly shooting Raccoons, and deciding whether or not to become a stripper.
So anyway I ended that diary outright.
But then I saw some things today that reminded me of my escapades a while ago and they made me laugh.
So I will share them with you, if you haven't already seen them...
Teenage Girls 1
Teenage Girls 2
Teenage Girls 3
Teenage Girls 4
Hope you like them. Quality will come later. But until then this is it.
before - After
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