2003-08-25 - 4:22 p.m. Swish! So I went to the bathroom. -----most of you readers can check out now------ And I was tricked by the amount of the toilet paper left on the roll. This happens to me too much. Anyway I pulled and got a few ply and then nothing but cardboard. It wasn�t a clean docking procedure either so I had hope for more modules to clean up the lunar landing. Anyway I looked over to the right and tucked behind the door was some unopened ass cleaner. White gold!! I did a quick lean and I grabbed the freshness. Well after I opened it, I had all this extra paper that was not needed for the cleansing process. I didn�t want to just leave it on the floor though, since this is a place with co-workers and I don�t desire to be known as trashman. Anyway, I balled up the paper and turned it into a small ball of�well�paper. And then I imagine where I thought the trash bucket in the bathroom was, and I sent a skyhook out into the bathroom, and can you believe it; It went it!!! Well I wish someone could have been there to see it. I was pretty pumped. I did a fist pump/air kick. You know what I am talking about! Anyway I just wanted to share that awful, awful story with someone. | |||||||||||
