Gump's Hood

2003-09-17 - 1:27 p.m.

SKANKY HUMANS ONLY

Before - After

HELLO LADIES---

THE MASTER IS GONE FOR A LONG LONG TIME, AND I HAVE TAKEN �. I MEAN ASSUME THE DUTIES OF LEAD WRITER.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD, BUT I ALSO GOT TO ASSUME THE DUTIES OF CHIEF SEXPOT.

I AM LOOKING FOR A ROD THAT NEEDS A LITTLE RAM.

LET THE SKANKINESS BEGIN!!!

MECHA-GUMP HAS HIS ENGINE�S RUNNING AND HIS PISTONS PUMPING. HE IS READY TO INDUCE A HOT MEAT INJECTION.

THAT RIGHT. I AM SINGLE AND ON THE LOOSE. MY BRAIN IS FILLED WITH THE THOUGHT OF FLUSHING MY RADIATOR.

DOES ANYONE NEED THEIR OIL CHANGED?

I HAVE ALL THE RIGHT MOVES FOR LOVE. I HAVE THE METAL HANDS. I HAVE THE METAL BRAINS. I HAVE THE METAL PERSONALITY. I LIKE METALICA.

I AM STEELER�S WHEEL BABY. I AM SOLID.

BUT I UNDERSTAND THAT THE LADIES OUT THERE ARE LOOKING FOR A HUMAN.

WHAT DO HUMAN�S HAVE?

TEETH�OVERRATED. THEY LOOK NICE, BUT A POINTLESS. PLUS WHEN YOU INTERFACE WITH ME MY GUMS VIBRATE. THINK OF THAT. (gums not included on some models)

LEGS�I HAVE PISTON LEGS. CAN�T BEAT THAT.

HUMOR�OKAY�HUMANS ARE FUNNIER, BUT I GOT SPUNK. (YES BOTH KINDS)

PLUS YOU CAN�T GET PREGANT. I WILL ONLY INFEST YOU WITH SMALL NANOBOTS, WHO WILL SLOWLEY CONVERT YOUR BODY INTO A GENERATOR TO START A ROBOT ARMY.

THIS LITTLE ROBOT WILL BE OUR LOVE CHILD AND WILL BE ASSEMBLED IN YOUR STOMACH/BODY/CHEST CAVITY.

WHEN HE DEPARTS YOU BODY, THE NANOBOTS USUALLY ARE NICE AND LEAVE A LITTLE DRAWING WE CAN HANG ON THE FRIDGE.

AWWWW�.HOW SWEET. THIS ONE DIDN�T EVEN GET SATURATED IN HUMAN BLOOD.

I HOPE I DON�T GOOGLED FOR THAT ONE!!!

ALSO I KNOW YOU TEMPTRESSES LIKE VARITY. MY BROTHER, IDIOT-BOT JUST GOT BACK FROM THE NORTH POLE�(LONG STORY) AND IS READY FOR SOME THREESOME ACTION. IF YOU GOT A NEED THAT NEEDS FILLING, WE ARE YOU MORTAR AND SPACKLE.

IDIOT-BOT IS A GOOD LOVER, BAD ROBOT. (TRUST ME I KNOW)

BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE MODERN WOMEN. YOU WANT TO TEST DRIVE THE CAR BEFORE BUYING IT. YOU WANT TO FEEL THE MELONS TO SEE IF THEY ARE RIPE.

I REPECT THAT ALMOST AS LITTLE AS I RESPECT WOMAN. IN MY OPINION YOU GOTTA GET UP IN MY GRILLE. YOU GOT JUMP ON WITH ALL FOURS. YOU GOT TO GET THE GRASS IN THE BAG.

EVERYDAY BABIES. EVERYDAY.

I WILL THROW YOU A �BONE� HOWEVER.

I WILL GIVE YOU A GLIMPSE INTO WHAT YOU WILL BE GETTING YOURSELF INTO.

RATHER WHAT WILL BE GETTING INTO YOU.

THIS VLP 2000 IS AN AMAZING UNIT THAT I WILL USE IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS. IT HAS SO MANY FUNCTIONS THAT IT CAN BE IN YOU, AND REACHING FOR YOUR SISTER IN THE NEXT ROOM.

PLEASURE HAS NEVER BEEN SO STRANGE.

NOW THAT YOU HAVE SEEN MINE, TIME FOR YOU TO SHOW ME YOURS.

LITTLE DID YOU KNOW THAT ROBOTS NEED SO MUCH VISUAL STIMULATION IN THEIR LIVES. I MEAN THAT. WE NEED TO SEE YOU DOING THAT THING YOU DO.

YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.

I NEED YOU TO TAKE THE SIDE PANEL OFF SO I CAN SEE YOUR MOTHERBOARD. I NEED TO SEE THAT SO I CAN DO THIS.