I am on a hunt.
I am searching for it.
I am deadest and I have my eyes on the prize.
I want to buy a My Little Pony T-Shirt, because I think it would be hilarious to wear to parties.
I think it would be really cool to wear that shirt, but have it be a masculine shirt, so that people look twice and act confused as they see the ponies on my shirt.
I want to be the Pony Master.
People would fawn in jealous at my T-Shirt.
It would be the T-Shirt of the Gods.
However, the internet has let me down. It has not provided me with this Manly My Little Pony T-Shirt.
I have looked far and wide.
I can only find shirts made for little girls.
I am not a little girl.
Those shirt wouldn�t fit, and instead make me look like a cross dressing freak.
It�s a subtle line between cool, ridiculous, and cross dressing freak.
In honor of Johnny Cash I will walk the line.
I think that maybe I could fill a hole in the internet with My Little Pony T-Shirts.
My God I think that would be funny.
Kerbang demanded Strawberry Shortcake all to himself.
I said that was fine, but the best I could do was find a Care Bear Grumpy Wife Beater.
On another note I had a dream last night that me and my girlfriend met wllybere, but she didn�t like me and instead she liked my girlfriend. I was really short in the dream too. What does that mean.
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