2006-01-06 - 3:30 p.m. NFL Wild Card Weekend 2006 Go here for New Years Resolutions Playoff Preview. There are a few things you need to know about Me and the Playoffs in Football. 1) I am a Pats fan and they haven�t lost a post season game since 1999. I�ll take these in reverse order and then give you my playoff predictions. 5)NFL playoffs are 1 game playoffs which makes it that much more exciting. Sure series are fun, but in football every game is a game seven. It also means that there can be more upsets which means that even the most confident fan has to be on his or her toes. 4) Wildcard weekend is the weekend when Frisky teams play good teams with bad luck. Frisky teams are fun to watch because they can do anything. They can throw 5 touchdowns or 5 picks. You get Buffalo Tennessee games where a lateral wins it and single-handedly ruins Rob Johnson�s life. And then good teams with bad lucks are like the dogs in the corner that are all matted down and snarling. Don�t get near them. These are the teams that literally kill players with big hits in the playoffs. You get games like Raven�s Titans where the ravens pee on the field and then Eddie George gets murdered by Ray Lewis. And that�s just pregame. 3) I hate teams that just suck to watch. This years �holy suck to watch� watch list is �Bucs, Redskins, and Denver� I hate hate hate hate hate them. They all suck. (though they aren�t awful). 2) My pick is the Bengal�s. Its my first home team. Too bad they aren�t favored to win. 1) Will this be the year? Will the pats go down? Onto the picks. Gump�s dream playoff scenario 1 --- Pats beat Jags, Pats go to Denver (steelers win), Pats go to Indy, Pats Win Superbowl. Gump�s dream playoff scenario 2 --- Pat�s beat jags. Lose to Denver. Colts beat Denver, go to Superbowl. Play the Giants and lose. Thus ruining Peyton Manning�s shot and Making Eli Manning Peyton�s new Brady. I just love the idea of seeing Peyton Manning suffer. He�s got Dan Marino disease. Unless you are a fan of the Colts, you just don�t like watching him win. Okay --- so the picks.
Why the Pats won�t win == We are banged up against the REAL MOST disrespected team in football. The Jags are 12-4 and are one tough cookie. They have tall receivers, a tough scrambling QB, and a very good running back. The Pats won the "team you don't want to play award" which is the football kiss of death. Its usually a team that isn't good, because if they were good you wouldn't have to say that. The past teams with that are: Ravens, Titans, Seahawks, and Rams. The Pats might be missing a linebacker, a running back, and like a whole offensive line. Plus when was the last time a 10-6 team was favored over a 12-4 team by 8 points? Plus the last team the Pats lost to? The 99� Jags. Pats over Jags Why the Buccs won�t win == Chris Simms is going to shit the bed. Cadillac barely made it through the regular season. Cold weather. Road team. Goodnight Buccs. Redskins over Buccs Why the Giants won�t win == Eli Manning isn�t ready for the post season yet. He�s been taking big baby steps in football and is going to be really good (good news) but the playoffs are a different animal and he�s not ready just yet. Plus the Panthers are going to be all over Shockey and Tiki, which means the game lies on the shoulders of a scared young Manning.
Why the Steelers won�t win == Two words: Bill Cowher. The man who will literally spit ice on Sunday usually saves his collapse for the home crowd (because who doesn�t love the home crowd hanging themselves with their terrible towels). The team is STILL riding the bus. Jerome Bettis who is almost older than his number isn�t carrying this team to glory. In the end, the steelers will win if they control the clock by running, but if the Bengals get the lead, its not going to be pretty in the steel city. Stupid Bengals.
GOOOOOO STUPID BENGALS! |