2005-07-20 - 3:42 p.m. Multiple Choice Stripping The problem with Strip Poker is there is no point to it. Lets look at why one would play strip poker. Guys: So this basically means that you play a game of �poker� until one person is naked. It sounds easy enough right? But like�poker is about bluffing, and raising the stakes. I mean, do you bet TWO shoes after you ante�d your shirt. What if you have a shitty hand. You are out a ton of stuff. Do you get to put on her clothes if you win them? Its stupid. Strip Checkers would be better were you lose a article of clothing for every checker piece you lost. Strip Chuttles and Ladders is totally doable. How about Strip Clue. Or strip memory. If you don�t remember right, take something off. Its binary. Poker is not binary at all. How about stripper? For like 10 bucks and weak long island ice tea, you can have a girl gestate her special sauce all over a pole like 5 feet away. In the end, guys, if you want to see a naked girl, just either a) boot up the net b) head down to the local strip club or c) Call up a girl of stripping capabilities. Girls, if you want to feel sexy for wanting to be seen naked either a) walk down the street or b) become attractive because every attractive girl has been undressed at least once a day by a man somewhere in their travels. And if you want to get a guy naked and feel victorious over him, just tell him to strip. We�ll do it. What? We won�t? The guy thinks like this. I could a) not strip and not get sex or b) strip and not get sex or c) strip and get sex. Any guy will choose �C� because it involves sex. In some ways guys are complicated, and in most ways we are not. Also, if I haven�t mentioned this, I would name my strip club �The Diplomat�. I think that�s a really great name for a strip club. | |||||||||||
