2005-12-27 - 2:10 p.m. Merry Christmas Diaryland Peeps Sanetwin get Jack Pumpkin head for christmas. Its from return to Oz. He's this very nice creature that just needs some TLC. Its just...he's got a pumpkin for a head. And thats really not a big deal. I also will give you chicken feed. And flowberts. Golfwindow I would get you something to allow me to look at the smut on your site because it's blocked my work computer. I'm appreciative to have a pornographer reading my site. Matty This one is easy. I'd get you a name collar for your cat that was digital so you could change the cats tag as often as its name. One day its Flo, then its "crapass" and then its "Mr Meowchi" and then its "Pussykicker". You know. Whatever you feel like. This gift would be from the Sharper Image and would break in a week. jennifer -- Monsta Seats. I mean come on? That's like the Hope diamond in Boston. Durken � I'd get you a website. Phil Lots of people want peace on earth. I just want better Asian bathrooms. I mean, they have such small anuses. (sorry. I'm trying to be funny; not racist. Me so sorry.) Candoor I want to get you an electric lion. One that breathes fire. And babies.
Razor -Vixen needs a job she can love. Ange gets a butterfly angel with pigeon wings. Moonfaeryy Gets a + 3 mace so that she can fight for the Faeryy championship against � MagpieFaerie � who will get a trident and a net. Remember Magpie�the net�its useful. Don�t waste it. Chillier gets a choice of either a threesome with Tom Brady and his girlfriend Ms. Moynahan, or a immortal dog that may or may not be the next baby Jesus E-beth gets E-bola. Just kidding. That�s mean. I�d give you something that wouldn�t kill you. Like a garden snake�or the eyes of your enemy.
Kevin will get a new name. Brian. Brian Russell Acorn. And the Squirrels. Oh how the Squirrels will decend!
victorianna picture this. Cheese Strings. Remember those�you�d peel the cheese from the sides. Now picture a hole in the middle � and we fill it with a Cheese Whiz/Velveeta combo. Two Words: Merry Christmas. Jackie I would give your diary two things. First; a new name. I understand its you, but do you know how hard that is to spell. Second; a key, so someone can read it! Rok gets an interview with the great and mighty Chtulu � and while it might be a short interview, it�d be worth it. BTM gave me kind words this year. In return I will give her a silver candle. It will be made of silver. Some will say the real meaning of this gift is to fashion bullets in order to take down werewolves. You decided. Jamie � Do you like scotch? Yes. Andria We are giving you the Boston Red Sox in the L.A. Dodgers. Seriously. Look at that team. Soon Theo will be the GM. Anne gets a torrid affair with a 20 something rockstar. Or to personally name the next Usher Album that comes out. Her choice� Personally, I think calling the next Usher album �The Black JT� would be hard to pass up. �Because you are a Red Sox Fan son�because you are a Red Sox fan.� Then the little kid stabbed himself with an ice cream cone as the Red blood dripped from his Johnny Damon shirt onto Yawkey way. Merry Christmas. Heather! I hardly even know her! Seriously though. Your diary�s name is Tragic. Not �its so bad its tragic like �monkeyjizzspank.diaryland.com� but its actually tragic. I�d rename it drama, because come�on. Who wouldn�t want that diary name! Good Bi Boy my gift to you is on layaway. Because I wondered something. What kinda boy do you like? Like do you enjoy the real pretty boy who is metro and kinda femine? Or do you like the uber Magnum P.I. type with hairy chest and a gun. I�m just wondering if there is a crossover between your double sided interests. Example: I don�t like milk, and I hate eggs�but I love eggnog. sexyatheist Christmas Football for you. So the Colts have lost two (one real) in a row. Your coaches son died�and they don�t know when he�ll be back? Bill Belechick�s father died this year too. I see this movie like setting in Indianapolis where these two long standing rivals square off to face one anther. One, the grizzled veterans who have been here every year that have started rolling and working and clicking. They are the �Mr. October� of football. The other a career year team with all the right moves desperate to prove that they are our equals, and feeling that this might be their one last chance before the wheels come off. I�ll give you a preview. If the Patriots are really the Yankees of football�we will somehow pull it out. And its gonna hurt. But maybe�just maybe�there will be that one time when it goes your way�and suddenly everything is right. But it took 86 years over here. So �maybe next year�. At least that�s what I hope. Dingus, Datchery, Unclepumpkin, and Kerbang. I give you hope for the 20th, 21st, 22nd and 23rd of January And to anyone I forgot -- (and I took these names almost exculsivly from comments this month, so Its not like I was trying to leave you out) -- You get... |