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Comments:
bethany - 2005-12-27 14:17:47
Whoah... you put some major work into this one. But could I get a sharp poke in the eye instead? Dio can officially suck my ass.
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Gumphood - 2005-12-27 14:22:13
You can get whatever you want little girl!
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Durken - 2005-12-27 14:22:46
I don't need no stinking website
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Kelly - 2005-12-27 14:25:02
I got my eye on you! shit. You've made me quote urkel. the world will now end.
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Gumphood - 2005-12-27 14:29:22
Who is urkel? Is he a mythical animal? Shall I use my longstaff to disarm him?!
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Kelly - 2005-12-27 14:36:21
wait. did you not mention family matters? holy mother of god. You are WAY more retarded than I could ever be. Stupid Retardicon.
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infamy - 2005-12-27 14:39:02
I love mine, and I will even share it with you. The first part anyway. The second part I'm going to share with Phil.
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jess - 2005-12-27 14:40:40
I will forgive you since I am a new reader, but I will partake in some of that bacon that you gave to jes. MMMM bacon. But if you can somehow get ma Morrissey or a manatee for next year, I will heart you forever. xoxo - me
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infamy - 2005-12-27 14:42:02
Also, tell Al that he has to share his Leaf tickets with me. Or he'll never have another good day at work. Thank you.
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Andria - 2005-12-27 14:47:14
hahaha...Gump, you know you're not allowed to talk sports with me at all unless you post pictures of Tom Brady. And, if Chillier doesn't want that threesome, I'm all over it. Bridget Moynahan has not idea what she's up against.
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razor-vixen - 2005-12-27 14:54:50
You're so awesome. But...a Christmas shark would kind of be an awesome present....
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Tarnia - 2005-12-27 15:00:15
LOL, thanks but beleive me, with a name like mine I've already gotten those books many a time :D But I've added in my URL. Happy Christmas.
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jes - 2005-12-27 15:01:47
I want makin' bacon with macon the pig. And a cow all to mysle. You know, to tourment it before I eat it's children.
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betty - 2005-12-27 15:11:52
Gump - for you: a dictionary, tee shirt girl naked except for a big bow, a long distance kiss from me (which is basically not a kiss so nothing to be jealous of there), AND role playing guides so you can finally start a new campaign.
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Gumphood - 2005-12-27 15:13:25
I've tortured calfs in front of cows. The cows don't care. They are like "whatever...I've got grass here..."
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dom - 2005-12-27 15:15:36
you are the oddest santa ever. but you really know your commenters. dang. we shoulda chipped in and got you something. were you naughty or nice this year, gump?
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Anneliese - 2005-12-27 15:27:33
Two weeks free of children? That would be great, but only if I didn't miss them too, and that they were happy and didn't miss me too much either. They drive me nuts, but I love them the little cuties!
Anyway, that would be a nice gift, but it wasn't nearly as exciting as some of the other gifts that people got. Not that I'm complaining or anything.
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cloudy - 2005-12-27 16:08:32
ooh! A Pony! Thank you! I'll name him Gumpy.
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Erin - 2005-12-27 16:39:17
A shark, huh? Interesting. How was your christmas, anyway? Hmm?
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Anne - 2005-12-27 17:03:19
Man...that is some choice!!! I'm gonna have to think on it. Cuz while the naming part does have its perks....
Just the thought of torrid anything works for me.....hubba hubba
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Sarika - 2005-12-27 17:11:33
Gump, if you dare give me an ugly shark, i would give you an eel. An eel dammit. And I leave you notes, mneh. x
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sexyatheist - 2005-12-27 18:11:14
i got the longest, and the best present. well, kind of. i mean, i wanted more football talk which i got but this movie you suggest ends with us losing. the only problem i see is that we've never had a curse. add that in and i think it's a go. and i can't lie, i'm worried about the pats the most. we'll see you in the second round of the playoffs and i'm already nervous.
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Jackie - 2005-12-27 19:23:25
Hee hee, I get two cuz I'm locked? Admit it, Gump, YOU LOVE ME. You were looking for me at the Pheasant Lane, I know this. But I wasn't there, I was at Toys R Us. I'll change my name to "Dooku", because it's funner to say than "dukkha" and plus he has the coolest light saber ever. I think you should get lots of your favorite porn. You deserve it after all that linkage. =)
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awittykitty - 2005-12-27 20:40:56
Why Gump...What an incredibly thoughtful gift. And all I got you was... Quick! Meet me under the mistletoe!!
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Al - 2005-12-27 21:14:36
Aw Shucks Gump, you shouldn't have. That's the nicest (and most expensive) gift anyone has ever considered giving me. BTW...don't waste your time with the Montreal fan...they're not REAL hockey fans. ;)
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infamy - 2005-12-27 22:09:39
Al - see note above re: your gift.
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Acorn - 2005-12-27 22:34:24
Ow! Who's that gnawing on my head?
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Katie - 2005-12-28 09:09:22
You know...I have always (always) wanted a christmas shark. Thank you. But do we all have to share one shark or do we each get our own...because I'd love some shark steak...or maybe the head...I would mount it in my office bathroom and scare the crap out of anyone who went in there...it would be awesome. Or I could just have my own whole christmas shark...whichever.
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golfwidow - 2005-12-28 09:45:45
You should try my mirror sites (http://www.bloglines.com/blog/golfwidow) or (http://www.diarytown.com/golfwidow) - I've heard that some people who are blocked from golfwidow.net can get those ones without a problem. And tell your help desk that they have dirty minds and they ought to be ashamed of themselves.
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Clarity - 2005-12-28 11:15:04
Thanks so much for the money spanking! *winks* :)
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Procrasto - 2005-12-28 14:15:00
And I will give you Youppi - if you can give me a Stanley Cup.
Seems like a fair trade!
Happy Christmas and a GREAT year ahead to you, mate!
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jennifer - 2005-12-28 15:49:49
Oooh! Monster seats! And a boy who understands that some things are MUCH more important than diamonds! Merry Christmas, Gump!
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Phil - 2005-12-28 17:53:29
To be able to read a newspaper in peace on the crapper - life would be so good. Thank you for your kind thoughts. I raise a glass of Infamy's scotch to you!
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alice - 2005-12-28 18:00:43
WOW!
A cage match...I think I need some time to think about this one..matters like this need careful thought and all the pros and cons of each fighter carefully weighed....and Ill also need the following: marshmallow fluff, chocolate fudge sauce, cherry jello and whipped cream.
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moonfaeryy - 2005-12-28 23:48:02
Gump,
Mace is an awesome gift! But I would be willing to concede the Championship Faeryy Match, for a hot torrid love affair. Can Anne forfeit it to me? Please? With beer on it?
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Anne - 2005-12-28 23:52:23
er...No forfeits sorry...torrid...yeah, the word of the day, hehh...and I'll spring for Newcastle Gump!!
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Sarah - 2005-12-29 16:45:47
It gladdens my heart to know that people are crying in Boston right now. Muahahahaha! Just kidding. Actually, Johnny Damon scares the bajesus outta me. You can keep him.
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the-pala - 2005-12-29 21:18:49
dear gump. that was a mean thing to do, stealing wishlists from santa. but we all got what we wanted and that's what christmas is all about. thanks for the impala...
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Datchery - 2005-12-30 07:18:13
You know I never realized that Cthulhu is dropping a man in that picture, kind of puts the whole thing into perspective once you see that.
I hope we don't all end up dead like last time.
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Clipchick - 2005-12-30 14:58:15
OOOOH! I've always wanted a sniper rifle-however did you know? Thanks, man!
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Blaze - 2006-01-04 23:04:26
WHAT! I don't get anything?!? I guess maybe I didn't comment this month, I've been without a computer for 15 days...I probably deserve a lump of coal anyway after how naughty I've been.
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