2005-07-28 - 4:18 p.m.

The Letch, the Skirt, and the Movie Theater

Conversation between me and my girlfriend.

After the Wedding Crashers ended, which honestly was a very funny movie, I was feeling a little randy because the movie was very 80�s movie in a lot of ways. Anyway, we are sitting there and probably a 15 year old girl runs down the aisle and goes to retrieve her phone she forgot.

She�s wearing something that looks like this :

And so I say, �A little young to be seeing this movie don�t you think�

(now mind you this skirt is shorter than the one above)

And she says, �I think she�s a little young to be wearing THAT.�

(and so now I HAVE to make a comment)

So I say, �Maybe between the movie and the outfit, the parents are starting her off young. *adds a gesture which is slightly obscene* Or maybe � at just the right age �*High Fives invisable guy next to me*

(I get �the look�)

So she calmly says, �That�s illegal.

And I reply, �Not illegal to think about. Oh Yeah!

(At this point she�s burning my head off with laser eyes, and I�m smiling like a chump because what I am really enjoying is ticking her off)

And she replies, �That's illegal too.� and walks out.

First thing I thought was �blog this.�

Did I win? Probably not�considering now I�m considered a letch by most my readers, and I might get arrested. And if not arrested, at least someone out there lost respect for me. And those that didn�t have respect for me, well, they aren�t inviting me over for dinner. And those who wouldn�t let me eat off their plates, well, they just showed their child a picture of me and said �Avoid!�

But I got an entry out of it. OH YEAH!

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