2005-03-07 - 9:11 a.m. Jeff Goldblum I am very bothered by Jeff Goldblum I was sitting next to man on the train today and I thought he was a Indian Jeff Goldblum. Then I wondered if Jeff Goldblum himself was Indian. He confuses me. Even the immortal IMBD didn�t have his ethnic background, and only told me he was born in Pittsburgh. This is something Pittsburgh denies adamantly. I am unsure if he�s a good actor, from when he appears in Jurassic Park or The Life Aquatic, wearing nothing but a bathrobe. Then I think about Independence Day when he was uploading the virus into the alien�s computer�off a Mac�because THAT made sense. Then I see David Ducoveny do an impression of him on Saturday Night Live �Celebrity Jeopardy� that was dead on. Talk about a dealbreaker. This was it. That�s when I knew Jeff Goldblum was just a werid guy with little acting skills. He�s perfect for weird roles and eccentric neighbors, but I could never imagine him in a love story that wasn�t a remake of Harold and Maude. I think some women find him attractive...but take a look at his photo in the IMDB profile. The look to me says "you're taking a picture? What good natured means of technology is that which this "picture" can be taken" He always looks both mesmerised and confused all at once, like he's found out his mothers a tranvestite or something. I mean listen to this quote from his IMDB biography I think he really believe that he is actually slaying creatures. Like really. I can imagine Spielberg putting him in a rink with a cow with a lizard head attached, giving Goldblum a waffle bat and tell him to �kill the raptor� in between takes just to keep him busy. He was married to Geena Davis, who is the female Jeff Goldblum. I was never sure if I should be very attracted or very repulsed by her. I remember in A League of there own she was like the athletic Tom Boy, which to me means Militant Lesbian. I put my attraction to Geena Davis up there with my attraction to Ellen Degernrius. Or however you spell her last name. Overall I am disturbed by Jeff Goldblum and I really hope that he doesn�t ever try to make a romantic comedy. | |||||||||||
