2004-08-23 - 9:02 a.m. The Gump Hood Shoe Company The Gump Hood Shoe Company. Shoes for the clinically uncool. The Radar Kicks � 34.95 This shoes is of the charts! Every step you take will show up on everyone�s radar with a spider gray webbing and red infusion to make even the smallest movement stand out. Lost Souls of Atlantis � 45.78 This retro style of footwear will be gawked at like the return of the sunken city. Waterproof feet guards, inflatable souls, and gill like air vents are all ready to help make a big splash in your wardrobe. Guaranteed to keep your feet insulated, and to never sink back into the sea again. Maybe its time your fashion stopped drowing, and started swimming. Outlaws �58.50 These side winding mix of leather and pleather shoes are certain to give any varmint a slue of trouble. You won�t want to face off at high noon without a genuine pair of shoes that promise to leave your hand steady, and your feet comfortable. As you�re standing over the body of the cattle rustler that you just gunned down, his last thoughts as you approach will be, �nice shoes.� Agamemnon Ankles �39.65 These all terrain sandals are based on the Greek ruler�s conquests, which we have all come to know and love. Able to be used for royal weddings, coronations, as well as aquatic battles, or city skirmishes, there has never been a more elaborate or useful sandal on the market today. Whether you are oppressing the weak, or plundering the gods temples, one thing is for sure with these royal globetrotters: Majesty has come home. The Historian 49.99 Made from the parchment of old tomes and books, this water soluble shoe is perfect for the academic who never leaves the indoors. Made to allow the stink of feet to escape at all times, and with the ability to easily be wrote on, this shoe keeps away the outside public that might disturb a moment of brilliance, all the while allowing those stokes of genius to be recorded for all to see. Thankfully, they never will as you lock yourself away, happy as Kant in Konigsberg. These shoes are not available in our stores and can be ordered online and shipped directly to your door. Puma�s Pink Pony Pumps 67.99 This high heeled beauty blends a feeling of sassiness and soul into one bring pink shoe. Based on the My Little Pony Series the shoes come with either pink or purple hair that can be combed, braided, or used as a makeshift tissue. The bottom is contrasted with your style in mind as the shoe has a plastic horse leg that takes the place of a typical 3 inch heel. What better way to turn those silly boys head with a little immaturity of your own? The Prototype 19.99 These shoes never made the cut�until now. Left on the cutting room floor for nearly fifteen years, now it resurfaces as Lenny the Trash man decided that it was time to actually clean a room we have been paying to have clean for years. But Lenny will not have the last laugh as the prototype hits the street. Missing most of the essential parts needed to actually be called a shoe, this minimalist dream can be yours, if you dare. Melee 92.92 You�ve never kicked butt like you will in the Melee. Made for inner city street warfare, the melee is Kevlar infused making sure the next stray bullet that comes your way will not become lodged in your foot. With small factory stocked spring mounted in the heels of the shoes, you�ll be able to leap higher and run faster as you are battling your most wicked enemies in the street. Better rush to the store-- because if you want to live another day; you have to own the shoe will all the right moves. Okalahoma 5.49 Made for the sunny beaches of Okalahoma this no-purpose non-terrain sandal will come in very handy when scaling coconut trees, catching alligators, or perhaps operating heavy machinery. The Okalahoma was inspired by the same concept that made SUV�s so popular in the mountainous terrains of Kansas. Just because you don�t have a tropical lifestyle, doesn�t mean we can�t pretend. Plato�s Shoe 99.99 The true form of the essence of what we could hope a shoe to be. No longer do we have to deal with the shadow or reconstruction of our belief of what the shoe is, we now have the perfect shoe. There is no idea, there is only shoe. So if you want perfection in a box, don�t bother looking any further; the true form of shoe is online. Hipster�s Delight 129.99 Anybody who is anybody will want the first shoe with a collar instead of a tongue. Flip it up, to make your ankle seem as cool as your neck, and everyone will coo at you swagger. Your shoes come with 18 accessories (not included) that can be Velcro onto the side to make your shoe look like one in a million. Now when people drop to you feet, you can impress them from the ground up. Swanky has never looked so sassy. | |||||||||||
