My non-sexual Gay Crush of the Week is ...
THE HARPY
An ode to the Harpy:
With your steely talons
And mighty jaw
I'm just glad
you're on the 3rd Floor.
You wit is sharp
Your life was dull
but I will school you
with Brett Hull
People might joke
about me being Newman
but only you and I
win with the Humans
Welcome to the house
I now live with you
so let me be the first to say
that Rent is due
before - After
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