2004-05-11 - 9:43 a.m. Three Things There are three important things you need to know today. The first is that my knuckles hurt. I punch things. Specifically, pads. Like boxing focus pads. And for some reason when I punch these pads, my knuckles hurt. No good. What I need these pads to be made of is jello. Can you imagine punching jello, now that would be fun! The second is that McDonalds has a �Go Active� Happy meal, which is an Adult Happy Meal. I remember when they unveiled the Arch Deluxe. Di-sas-ter. Anyway so the �Adult Happy Meal� is a salad and water, with a booklet for exercising tips. The toy surprise is a �stepometer� which measures how many steps you take in a day. Is it just me, or is McDonalds not really the first name I would choose to use when I am looking to get healthy. I mean exercising tips from Ronald McDonald. What�s next, Cardio Kickboxing with The Hamburgler, and Sweating to the Oldies with Grimace. Yogo with the Fry guys. My world is upside down. Finally the third thing is that I received �astroglide� the ana1 1ubricate in the mail about six weeks ago, from god knows who. And I decided that I should turn that minor prank into an advantage, and I slipped it into the sleeve pocket of my roommates jacket. You know one of those pointless sleeve pockets you never use, like thise worthless buttons on jackets. Anyway, so I put it in there with only the �Astroglide� name sticking out. It wasn�t discovered until this weekend when Sharon found it in John�s jacket. Frankly I forgot I put it, but now I am confessing. IT WAS ME!!! IT WAS ME!!! I hope he didn�t go to a job interview with that in there. ~Gump | |||||||||||
