2005-11-16 - 10:10 a.m.

A Rant about commercial products

I hate when candy companies or chip companies change their products. I know that they want to introduce something new, but please� I had starbursts the other day�and I wanted starbursts�but all they had was �Fruit and Creame� starbursts, and they fucking sucked. Then for Halloween, we got starburst for our house all they had was sour starbursts.

IT�S CRAP

Crap I tell you.

I think the classic one is when a chip company like Doritos tries something riduciously awful like �pita and puke� flavored cheese chips. Don�t make that! Throw THAT in the garbage.

And Soda companies.

Remember Okay Soda? It was okay. I liked it, but what were there thinking. It was a combo between Mountain Dew and Sunkist, but flat.

And don�t even go there with Mountain Dew! I mean I can count on my hand the various crap they put out. Code Red, Live Wire, Black Mountain Ass Juice, BooBerry� seriously Mt. Dew, you are lucky we drink a yellow drink that kinda tastes like wet feet.

I like Mt. Dew, but I don�t know why.

Its kinda like the Charlie Sheen of soft drinks. You are always glad to see him, but in small doses.

Unless you are a hooker, then you want to see a whole lot of Charlie Sheen.

And I suppose if you are a snowboarder, you want to see a whole lot of Mt. Dew.

The commercials can�t be wrong can they?

Question: What "New and Improved" products light the fire of hate under your ass?

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Sidenote: Lost is only slightly longer tonight�not an extra hour. WTF mutherfucker�.Dubbu Tea Eff.

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