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Procrasto - 2005-11-16 10:19:33
So called new-and-improved "Preparation H" lights a wicked fire on my ass. Just brutal!
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GoingLoopy - 2005-11-16 10:19:56
Mine? Diet Coke and all its many iterations. Coke Zero, Diet with Splenda, Diet with Lime, Lemon, Cherry, Vanilla, and Snozzberry...but the one that REALLY chaps my personal ass is the addition of STRAWBERRY to the Mike & Ike's. I hate strawberry, and now I am deprived of approximately 1/5 of my Mike & Ike enjoyment.
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Jackie - 2005-11-16 10:22:58
The New Coke pissed me off, but that was twenty years ago. Personally, I don;t get all the new diet cokes and pepsis. WTF is Coke zero? What is the difference from Diet Coke? And those "low carb" diet drinks, like C1 or whatever it was. Elephant mucous light? Actually, they might have met the chopping block. But still. With Tab (I can't believe they still sell that!), Diet Coke, diet pepsi and waist watchers, I think the diet soda industry is thoroughly saturated enough.
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Kelly - 2005-11-16 10:24:43
I got a gatorade the other day, it looked like the normal sicking yellow green kind and it said Lemon lime on it but in letters that were the same freakin color as the label it so it was impossible to see, it said and strawberry. I almost puked on the first drink and not just because I was still drunk from the night before. Who the hell puts strawberry with lemon and lime? Lost makes me spasm.
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Gumphood - 2005-11-16 10:25:11
Tab makes me really angry UNTIL I remember it was in back to the future. How can I hate anything that was in back the future. I'm still wearing my life jacket.
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Gumphood - 2005-11-16 10:28:41
Strawberry Lemon Lime Gatoraid is for the sick. They give it to the sick to kill them, and put them out of their misery.
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Ange - 2005-11-16 10:29:06
Oh no, they DIDN'T change the recipe in Chips Ahoy a while back. That pissed me off. Just isn't the same.
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Gumphood - 2005-11-16 10:33:41
Changing the recipe to Chips ahoy is like changing the death of Jesus. Its works. People are buying it. It doens't make any sense bitches!
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Meany - 2005-11-16 10:35:57
I fully despise the new Lays chips that they're trying to make look like Pringles. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE CHIPS-IN-A-CAN! [say in Highlander voice for full effect]
Hey, if you want, I will totally send your mom a get-well card from Iraq. Foreign shit always cheers ME up, at least.
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willowfox - 2005-11-16 10:57:42
Computer programmers and engineers also want to see a whole lot of Mt. Dew. My buds and I actually had maybe a little bit of Dew obsession back in the days of varsity jackets and keystone light, if you know what I mean.
I mean high school, actually, and it's really not a very powerful statement. Since then I've kinda lost my taste for it. Also, remember in Adventures in Babysitting? Spike her Tab with Drano? Funny.
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E-Beth - 2005-11-16 11:07:14
I don't know Pita and Puke Doritos might be good. Especially if you have velveeta and some salsa. Also I miss Crystal Pepsi. They should bring that back. But I too hate all the sour shit. I love Sour Patch Kids even though they take off the top layer of skin in your mouth after a while, but not everything has to be sour, Sour gum, sour candy, chocolate covered sour ass. It's just no fun.
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E-Beth - 2005-11-16 11:09:31
Sour is one of those words that ceases making sense after you say it/ type it 2000 times. That always makes my life a little bit better for just a little bit of time.
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xquzme/chika - 2005-11-16 11:10:18
Goldfish. Try to find plain old old fashioned gold fish that aren't nacho, cheese-popcorn, or mango flavored. You have to DIG to find the regular ones, and guess what -- they're usually OUT. Also, stop with the extra zesty extry-cheezy burn-your-tongue doritos. And PLEASE don't do anything to Cheet-os that will remove the cheeto residue from your fingers -- that's half the fun. Gump, I'm sending you a separate email because I was such a slug about your Mom. You're both in my thoughts, but further pontification to come... MISS YOU!
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infamy - 2005-11-16 11:22:27
You what I like? Golden Oreos. Because I don't like chocolate, or things vaguely chocolate-esque. So I only liked the middle of Oreos. Now I like the whole Oreo. You know who doesn't like Golden Oreos? My blue jeans, they're under enough pressure as it is.
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Katie - 2005-11-16 11:25:33
The whole coke thing is what really pisses me off...look people if you are gonna drink something that's bad for you...might as well drink the real thing...it's better for you than all the crappy diet shit. Goldfish too man...I like the real ones but the pretzal ones are my favorite and I NEVAH EVAH can find those...they are so good with the prezally goodness with the hollow and the crisp and the weeee! But the worst thing ever...when they call something new and improved...if you improved it than it's obviously not new...it's just "better" if you can call crap better. New and improved is definitely an oxymoron that they should stop using...for serious (haha...for serious...lol). And now I'm done.
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infamy - 2005-11-16 11:28:06
Diet Coke tastes better than regular.
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Blaze - 2005-11-16 12:04:10
What's Okay Soda?
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moonfaeryy - 2005-11-16 12:16:01
What really torks my gears, about 5 years ago, Doritos had a flavor called Salsa Verde, and it was the shiznit. Those thing got me thru accounting class, and they took them off the market. WTF? And this is going way back, there used to be a soda called Apple Slice. The Bomb. Again off the market. Bastards don't know a good thing if it bites them in the ass!
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Gumphood - 2005-11-16 12:18:08
That also is the worst. They have to keep them on the market to build up people liking them! dammit!
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jess - 2005-11-16 12:38:50
hm, let's see...vanilla coke makes me want to puke, same with the lime coke...the green or pink colored hostess cupcakes (choco brown is just fine for me)...sour skittles (which i actually kind of like, but they hurt my teeth)...i hate the strawberries & creme starburst...i could make a list...it could go on forever...xoxo - me
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awittykitty - 2005-11-16 12:49:35
I can't even remember life before Diet Coke with Lime. MMMMMM! I do draw the line, however, at Black Mountain Ass Juice. Sounds like something the guys in "Deliverance" would drink. Eeeww!
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Matty - 2005-11-16 13:49:06
In the US, Mountain Dew is one of the most heavily caffeinated soft drinks. In Canada it is caffeine-free. Go figure.
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Gumphood - 2005-11-16 14:05:50
What the eff! Non-caffenated! I've said it once, I'll say it again...crazy canadians!
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infamy - 2005-11-16 14:11:15
I think that's an out-of-date factoid, although it certainly used to be true.
It also used to be true (and may still be) in some US states and some other countries.
Why do I know this? Because Clove was obsessed about it.
What happens if I try to force carriage returns in this?
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infamy - 2005-11-16 14:12:08
Yay! I win the carriage-return game.
Woot.
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Belle - 2005-11-16 14:15:45
I don't like "new and improved" cosmetics, particularly mascara. Why mess with a formula that you know works? So you can blind more bunnies? Unacceptable. Now my question for you is, how do you know that Mt. Dew tastes like wet feet?
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kevin - 2005-11-16 14:24:46
OH, you mean Emma WATSON. I had no idea what you were talking about because Emma Thompson is already old. And, yes, I had to go look that up.
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Matty - 2005-11-16 14:30:33
You're right, infamy...though the original Mt. Dew is still uncaffeinated, Mt. Dew Energy was introduced in Canada this past summer and is marketed as an energy drink.
Do the Dew.
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Matty - 2005-11-16 14:30:47
You're right, infamy...though the original Mt. Dew is still uncaffeinated, Mt. Dew Energy was introduced in Canada this past summer and is marketed as an energy drink.
Do the Dew.
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Gumphood - 2005-11-16 14:55:39
What on the upper crust of North America is the Carrige Return game. Its google time.
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Gumphood - 2005-11-16 14:57:50
Who's down with html?
I'm clearly not well!
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infamy - 2005-11-16 15:34:37
So - the more I pondered this entry, the more I thought: "I could go for some Starburst" Well! I went downstairs, and all they have is Fruit & Cream and Sour Starburst. Neither of which I had even heard of before. Way to go, Gump! You jinxed Starburst all across North America!
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bugger-this - 2005-11-16 19:19:17
Thanks for the comment. I very much intend to hold onto my man. Love him very much. Thanks again.
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Phil - 2005-11-16 21:26:04
I'm with the rest of the Coke camp. The only thing that should be added to Coke is Bundaberg Rum.
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willowfox - 2005-11-17 02:21:41
Meanwhile, I left you a comment with a link to a picture of AN ACTUAL DEW CAN FROM 10 YEARS AGO that I found in my parents' barn (part of a school-type project) last month and took a picture of for posterity, but my comment was marked as spam and deleted. Andrew's like a DOBERMAN! I actually think it's cool they were all over that. Anyway, that's all I had to say. Maybe it'll show up sometime. IT'S ANYBODY'S GUESS!
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Blythe - 2005-11-17 09:02:03
I think this is just a Canadian thing but - Banana Flavoured Kit Kat (the horror!) I wouldn't even risk trying it. Also available in Orange, Mint and Peanut Butter (gak) Why Hershey's? Why?
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Blythe - 2005-11-17 09:03:04
I think this is just a Canadian thing but - Banana Flavoured Kit Kat (the horror!) I wouldn't even risk trying it. Also available in Orange, Mint and Peanut Butter & coffee (gak) Why Hershey's? Why?
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infamy - 2005-11-17 09:11:26
If Blythe just jinxed Kit Kats I'm going to be very upset.
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Katie - 2005-11-17 09:48:22
No...the only thing that should be added to coke is Captain Morgan. He is the best.
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