2003-06-04 - 3:56 p.m. Seven Deadly Surveys Thanks Daemonchild. Here's where he at. http://daemonchild.diaryland.com/index.html Part I: Anger 1. Who did you last get angry with? My Dog. 2. What is your weapon of choice? I kicked my dog; he didn�t deserve it. 3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Did they ask to be hit? I don�t think I would hit a girl, I didn�t even grab one after her boyfriend beat me up. 4. How about of the same sex? Oh yeah. I love to hit them. 5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I think either Kerbang (though probably not) or my Mom. 6. What is your pet peeve? People who hit me in the face for no reason 7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Yes I do. I am not even mad at that guy anymore. I don�t like it when people take my things though. Trout still owes me ten dollars�.
Part II: Sloth 1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Moe the Lawn. I pay the neighbor kid to do it. 2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3:00 PM 3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Hillson. I just never call him 4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I think it was when I didn�t want to go to Boston cause I was off. Lame 5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Oh my god yes. Then I watch it again. Its awful 6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Friday. This week has been crazy. 7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 0-1 times. Part III: Gluttony 1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Mountain Dew Live Wire 2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? White meat baby. I love that juicy chicken 3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Case Race. 15 beers�2 � hours. I puked. 4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope, unless you count the YMCA as a gym. 5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Sure. Who doesn�t. (Vik) I would love to be in model shape, but I am happy. I just try to eat healthy 6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Ice Cream Ice Cream, you get me every time. 7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Yes�lets leave it at that. Part IV: Lust 1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Girls�Four. (not counting porn) Guys � Holy Cow. Soccer and Swimming teams � too many. 2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Same answer. Too many guys, four girls. 3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Ha Ha Ha�one time, my girlfriends roommate bumped my hand into her boob, I was going for her neck. 4. Have you "done it"? Yes�sa 5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? I would say I am a legs man�but I am not talking rail thin legs. Nice legs. 6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Oh. Canada, Montreal, the only girls who talked to us. 7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? No. Never needed too. Part V: Greed 1. How many credit cards do you own? Zero, interest is too high. 2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Oh god�Babbages 3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Invest it into a high yield annuity and work of the interest for life. Also for a down payment to a house. 4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich my friend. Rich. 5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? I am writing to you from it. 6. Have you ever stolen anything? Sure. Money from people�s wallets, but only when they don�t pay me. 7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Over 3000. Part VI: Pride 1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Master�s in a year 2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Graduated College I would guess. 3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? I would like to own multiple rental properties. I would also like to stay at home and raise my kids. 4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Only if it 1v1 5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Sure every time I play Sam at anything. 6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Sure have, but mostly at Scrabble. Gawd do I suck at that game. 7. What did you do today that you're proud of? The Scanzilla web project. Part VII: Envy 1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Kerbang�s Brain, Vik�s Body, Sam�s talent. My girlfriend�s wisdom. 2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Sam, despite his unpredictability he has nice taste in interior design. But maybe Vik if he had a place. 3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Adam Vinterari (Patriots Kicker) 4. Have you ever been cheated on? Only after we broke up�so no. 5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yes. I would like Vikram�s six pack. 6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I think my humor, or maybe my drive. Those are the two things I have. The rest is smoke and mirrors. 7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Kinda. But I am fine with not. I like this �clever� question.
Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Envy. I think it�s the deadliest. x_x_x_x_x_x Part I: Faith 1. What religion do you follow? None right now 2. What religion were you raised as? Catholic 3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human 4. Do you believe in magic? And I hope you do, wearing Big Brown Shoes, and eating Carabu. 5. What was the last promise you broke? I rarely break a promise. I lie, but I keep my promises. Probably something to Carla, but its been awhile. 6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? Sure. Hae you been to church. The priest doesn�t mean it half the time. 7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? I believe that some people can be perfect at certain things. Like the PacMan champion. Part II: Hope 1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? No sir. 2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? That they don�t shut off the net. 3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Rarely. But I am human. 3. Do you believe in magic? Magic the Gathering? Yes, I do believe in that. 4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? Sure. I bought one for that 260 Million over Christmas 5. Do you gamble? Sometimes. I Gamble to lose 6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Yeah, freakin that awful weekend I had. 7.Do your dreams come true? Never. Part III: Charity 1. What causes do you support? I am a Red Sox Supporter. 2. What causes have you given money or time to? Lots from my church 3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? Yes. I used to do it every Sunday. 4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? I worked for Habitat for Humanity for a long time during High School, and a few in college, and I worked with Welfare kids without good parents for three summers in a row (paid) 5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? Nope, those bums 6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? Somewhat. I try to avoid that unless they really need it. Bad blood. 7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? I peed on his leg, cause he really needed to Piss off. Part IV: Fortitude 1. What are you most afraid of? Needles 2. What did you do today that was really brave? Done all of these while my boss was talking to me. 3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Wolverine, because he gets broken, but never dies. 4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? I have. I was a lifeguard. I grabbed 20 drowning victims a summer. 5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Brains. Those smart wizards. 6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when? No, I get butterflies before I perform, but not on stage. 7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? I say that I am a leader, because I am a bad back seat driver. Part V: Justice 1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Yes. They said I didn�t have to go. 2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? Try to get out of it, depending on the war. 3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? No. 4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? By our system yes. I think we could do better, but he was elected properly. 5. What was your favorite media circus trial? Clinton�s sex scandal 6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? No, I haven�t, but I have called my state rep. 7. There is no seventh question here... I think chicken. Part VI: Temperence 1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? The internet 2. Do you collect anything? MP3�s and transformers�heh�.not anymore. 3. Are you addicted to anything? Diaryland, the Internet, and Ice Cream 4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? My new car. Maybe the next computer I buy. 5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? I like paying for it out of my checking account, off my debit card. 6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: Given Liquid-Mojo such an awful review. I think I was just offended. 7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? Yes. Very much so. I think I go at things too hard. It�s the downside of my drive. Part VII: Prudence 1. Who is the wisest person you know? Carla. Or rather, Carla�s mom, but I will go with Carla, and then Sam ;) because he possesses the most wisdom. 2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? Yes. I have 3. Do you take advice when it's given? Usually, if it makes sense. Or if I am drunk, just yes. 4. What area are you wisest in? Direction Sense, Common Sense, and knowing people�s intentions. I lie too much in real life. I am surprising honest in diaryland. I guess that�s what my other diaries are for. 5. Do you drive defensively? I am from Boston. I play for keeps. I go onto the road saying that I am ready to die. Are you? 6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Yes�sa 7. What did you learn today? That I am not a terrible human. And that this could have been better. YOU THE READER MUST BE BORED!!! And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Temperence ~Gump | |||||||||||
