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2004-01-29 - 2:55 p.m.

A suvery thing-a-ma-gig



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I stole this from Erika though I think alot of you have it. Enjoy.

Also the bolding might be funny, so I will fix it, don't fret my pets.

Instructions:

1. Copy this whole list into your journal.

2. Bold the things that you have in common with me.

3. Whatever you don't bold, replace with things about you. Take note, ALL 100 are about me, the bold ones I have in common with Trance. You bold what you have in common with me then make up new things about YOU for the rest.

4. I am totally going to make some things up to �spiff� it up.

Please add a comment if you do it so that I can come read it!




01. I drink blood in the mornings, but that�s like dinner, because I am actually a vampire..

02. I think the best sound in the world is Peyton laughing. Of course to me it�s Peyton Manning laughing of insanity as they drag him away after the Pats devastated his soul.

03.I like to read. porno mags.

04. I most afraid that I am not going to be good enough. And mountain cougars. Those things freak me out.

05. I love macaroni and cheese. though I am not a cheese fan.

06. My mother and I have had more ups than downs. even when I try to get her excommunicated.

07. There is one moment in my life that I believe could change the entire chain of events of my life, and I think it would have made me a better, smarter, and more successful person. That moment occurred when I was in the fourth grade.

08. I don�t need glasses or contacts.

09. I�m not crazy about cooking, but do it anyway.

10.I like cats.

11. I think dogs are overrated.

12. I am not married.

13. I've never been to Bermuda. but I have been arrested by Mexican Police.

14. My favorite color is midnight blue.

15. I have my Masters in Economics and a BA in both Math and Economics.

16. I enjoy a variety of musical styles.

17. I like to spend a lot of time by myself.

18. I like to go out on the weekends occasionally. much less now than in the past.

19. I want to travel (some of) the world. Sorry Siera Lioene, you aren�t on the list.

20.I am a morning person.

21. I have seen the sun come up more times than I wish to remember.

22. I don�t like certain foods, and I don't have to eat them. Yay for being an adult!

23. I love hanging out in bad coffee shops.

24. I have been employed only in fields my original career ambition.

25. My biggest vice is revenge.

26. I consider myself very intuitive.

27. I like to think that I am extremely creative, but I know I am not.

28. I do not have an extended family, because they are all dead.

29. I�m not a perfecactlionist in the leeast.

30. I almost always finish a book once I start it, even if it�s bad. Getting better about not wasting my time these days and have chucked the occasional stinky book before grinding through to the end. this goes for diary entries too�hahahaha just kidding

31. I have a stuffed goat, llama, and grandmother on my bed.

32. I love baby animals. Like who�s going to say, �Damn, kittens suck!�??? my favorite is veal.

33. I enjoy pretentious people.

34. I think I'd rather live in the past than in the future.

35. I am tolerant of different points of view, but I don�t have to like it, but I also don�t have to openly disagree.

36. I am not as wealthy as I'd like to be. Who is?

37. I�ve voted for both Republicans and Democrats.

38. I usually like being in the spotlight. But only if I am acting.

39. My parents have been married for 24 years in April.

40. I have always had leadership qualities, and I am wonderful at delegating. However I believe in getting the job done, before worrying about feelings.

41. I really enjoy thoughtful gifts, even if they cost nothing.

42. I live to enslave the souls of the weak, and torture the soulless bodies of the rich.

43. I am an only child.

44. I can't grow nice nails.

45. I am very patient, but sometimes I feel like it is a chore.

46. I always decline the coleslaw.

47. I don�t really follow comedians, but when I see them, they are funny.

48. I�ve seen almost no episodes of Sex and the City and none of The Sopranos.

49. I obsess when my computer isn't working right. specifically I make technicians cry, by eating the livers of their loved ones.

50. I�ve driven since I was 16 legally and passed on the first test.

51. I like silence at times.

52. I think about God everyday. But in a different way then most.

53. I possess an below-average I.Q.

54. I anticipate.

55. I hardly ever wear earrings. but the disk lip things I am all over!

56. Snakes scare the every loving crap out of me.

57. I never enjoyed coloring books and crayons.

58. I used to have so much on my plate I often became overwhelmed.

59. I am not a member of the mile high club. unless jerking off the pilot counts.

60. I generally know where my wallet and keys are.

61. I have been working since I was 15.

62. I used to strived to do what's right, but I don�t anymore.

63. I rarely overreact about anything. I brood.

64. I have a few really close friends.

65. I often remember my dreams.

66. I like to people watch.

67. I like witty people.

68. I�ve learned that I prefer cold over heat climates.

69. I have gone to a fair share of concerts, and would go to more if they were cheaper; and I was a groupie.

70. I have never smoked pot.

71. More often than not, all I wear is a smile and some moccasins.

72. I fear candles.

73. I love my online friends.

74. I have learned to say �okay you fool, try your foolish plan for world domination�see if I care.�

75. I tend to clam up when confronted.

76. I am able to have orgasms other than by masturbation, but this is because I am a guy.

77. I loose about 4 to 5 pairs of sunglasses a year.

78. My bra and panties almost never match. I mean who has the TIME!

79. I love my women sassy, gassy, and a little nuts. Too bad I got a normal well adjusted one.

80. I love my love child more than anything. Mostly because I live in a world where I think he is the son of the son of god.

81. I own handcuffs, and not for arresting robbers.

82. My teeth were enhanced by braces.

83. I love the water and I swim like a dolphin.

84. I don�t have any known allergies. except for the sun.

85. I love to fly. When I start to fly I look down at the people below and I say� �haha filthy human unable to escape the clutches of gravity, where�s you pudding now!!! Where is your pudding now!?� (then once they answer I steal their pudding)

86. I daydream all the time.

87. I am usually the second best at everything I do.

88. I have never been on the receiving end of spanking by a lover.

89. I don�t care about Spiders. One way or the other

90. I am not easily annoyed. There are only two things. Messing with my things, and disrespecting my life and the way I live it.

91. I am easily amused.

92. I'm wish this list thing went on forever. Or for 8 more questions�which ever comes first!

93. I think the most important lessons in life come from pain, suffering, and loss.

94. I don't have a ton of true friends, but I love the hell out of the ones I have and value them highly.

95. I have secrets. I know lots of your secrets too!

96. I like to know everything.

97. I used to like to help people.

98. I miss my Yoga instructors goblin nemisis

99. I buy things for people just because.

100. I'm glad this is done!

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