2004-03-12 - 11:21 a.m. Smoot and Smeet Hi, Back at work and still a ton to do. I can�t believe this. I am so used to doing nothing. Also, can I be the first to say I look really good today?! I got up this morning and was like�fuck yeah. Check out that noise. The noise was me in the mirror. The noise was good. Anyway, since I am going away to London for a week I don�t want to leave you with out some Super Gump loving, so there will be a few more entries between now and then, but I am going to ask a flavor of some of you loyal wakjobs out there. Who wants to write an entry and have it be posted while I am gone? That�s right. I get about 200-500 page views a day and you can put you blathering thoughts up here on this site. So if you got something to say in Gump style, please email me and I will evaluate it. Impersonators are welcome, misspleelngs are appreciated, and stories about sex are encouraged. Lol. Anyway I am going to put Dinguspie in charge over that period, though I haven�t asked him yet. (/whisper dinguspie hey do you mind running my site) I am doing this mostly because he can barley update his diary, and he writes much better than I do. Think me, more educated, understanding grammer, and better looking. So while I�m away this diary is getting an upgrade. But don�t worry I will back to clog the proverbial arteries of diaryland once again. But It�s Friday and I�m getting drunk. Send any entries over the weekend to my email, and until then: Q: Why shouldn't you swerve to hit a Yankees Fan if you see him riding a bike? A: It's probably your bike. | |||||||||||
