2006-05-23 - 3:39 p.m. Out of Season and Out of Style Okay, I know it�s not October. But I�m disturbed. Lets start with Pizza. Pizza is one of the most disturbing images I�ve ever seen because of the questions that follow. Question 1 --- WHY PIZZA! WHY! Question 2 --- Human Legs, Fake Face? Is there a human with a head in there? Is someone dressing as pizza/fake person in pizza? Question 3 --- Why would Pizza have a human head? Is it like �I�m going as girl who dresses like pizza� or �I�m the Italian mannequin from Mannequin Three: Sub Shoppe� Question 4 --- Who goes to a party as a pizza? (not a pizza party) Question 5 --- Can I throw out some �come on� lines. How much for an extra topping? Would you like Sausage with that? Wanna do it? Next, Zuit Suit Riot Not only is this man the furthest thing from a model, but its likely he�s homeless. Could you find a less attractive person to model a costume? I also like how he's despratly looking for a pocket in this fabric hurricane katrina. And nice elastic waste buddy! That lets her know �these could come off at anytime� It also says �my stomach could grow incredibly large at any time� I would say this costume is only good for the follow settings: Worst Costume Party Parties, Speed Dating, Job Interviews at Applebee�s, and Auditions for parts in live action Christian Nativities. | |||||||||||
