Wouldn�t it be great if your Mom could still write you a note for work.
�Dear State of Massachusetts,
Gump Hood has been feeling a little under the weather, and we feel that he would be best to not come into work today. For some reason he has a temperature of 110 and we fear that he might be very ill. Also his left arm fell off during his sleep. I will usher him back as soon as possible.
Mother Gump�
Yeah, once I held the thermometer up to a lamp light, and cooked it. My parents were like �145!!!� Why aren�t you dead.
They were smarter than I was�at that point.
Alas�work�
But at least I have you�diaryland.
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