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2003-05-09 - 11:25 a.m.

Weather or not you like it



Before - After

60 above zero:

Floridians turn on the heat.

People in New England plant gardens.

50 above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in New England sunbathe.

40 above zero:

Italian & English cars won't start.

People in New England drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:

Distilled water freezes.

Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.

20 above zero:

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

People in New England throw on a flannel shirt. Put away the Birkenstocks

15 above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:

People in Miami all die...

New Englanders close the windows.

10 below zero:

Californians jump the boarder to Mexico.

People in New England break out their winter coats.

25 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.

People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

New Englanders get frustrated because they can't

start the "kah".

460 below zero:

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).

People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below zero:

Hell freezes over.

Red Sox win the World Series

before - After

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