Sure Fire ways to tell if Gump is in a funk.
1) He doesn�t want to call it depression
2) He spent a party holiday buying knick nacks, and carpeting his apartment.
3) He wants to cut his entire fantasy football team
4) He wants to sleep (this is a big one. I only sleep when I am sad. I never sleep when I am happy)
5) He is the first person � I don�t want to even say this one.
6) He knows he would be happier if he hadn�t experienced the past 72 hours.
7) He writes a bullet point entry about being �sad�
I guess I will return. Don�t feel sorry for me. Under normal circumstances I wouldn�t updated, but the diary has sucked so much lately, I felt like this would add to it.
It didn�t.
I suck.
~Gump
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